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Do we like the sub forum?
Dec 13th 2005, 9:21 pm
#76
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 23,400
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Well if I never see another set of testicles or a penis again it wont be too soon.
When Mum was in A/E and I spent the night with her, the man in the next bed kept trying to tug his urinary catheter out and when he wasnt doing that, he was playing tugboat with his penis.
I was astonished as he pulled and tugged the damn thing until I thought it would end up like a German sausage. I had to draw the curtain so Mum wouldnt see, but not before I spotted him yanking his todger.
Then a man called 'Frank' on Mums ward would walk into the female bay with his penis hanging out shouting '******* eegit' in an Irish accent.
I on many an occasion would gently lead him (by the hand) to his bedroom and try not to look at the angry pink maggot between his legs.
(shudder), no I have definitely had enough of mens willies.
When Mum was in A/E and I spent the night with her, the man in the next bed kept trying to tug his urinary catheter out and when he wasnt doing that, he was playing tugboat with his penis.
I was astonished as he pulled and tugged the damn thing until I thought it would end up like a German sausage. I had to draw the curtain so Mum wouldnt see, but not before I spotted him yanking his todger.
Then a man called 'Frank' on Mums ward would walk into the female bay with his penis hanging out shouting '******* eegit' in an Irish accent.
I on many an occasion would gently lead him (by the hand) to his bedroom and try not to look at the angry pink maggot between his legs.
(shudder), no I have definitely had enough of mens willies.
Dec 13th 2005, 9:24 pm
#77
Joined: Mar 2004
Location: pacific pines
Posts: 4,418
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
but shes talking bout the hairballs in his belly button
Donna.
Dec 13th 2005, 9:28 pm
#78
BE Enthusiast
Joined: Nov 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 957
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Well if I never see another set of testicles or a penis again it wont be too soon.
When Mum was in A/E and I spent the night with her, the man in the next bed kept trying to tug his urinary catheter out and when he wasnt doing that, he was playing tugboat with his penis.
I was astonished as he pulled and tugged the damn thing until I thought it would end up like a German sausage. I had to draw the curtain so Mum wouldnt see, but not before I spotted him yanking his todger.
Then a man called 'Frank' on Mums ward would walk into the female bay with his penis hanging out shouting '******* eegit' in an Irish accent.
I on many an occasion would gently lead him (by the hand) to his bedroom and try not to look at the angry pink maggot between his legs.
(shudder), no I have definitely had enough of mens willies.
When Mum was in A/E and I spent the night with her, the man in the next bed kept trying to tug his urinary catheter out and when he wasnt doing that, he was playing tugboat with his penis.
I was astonished as he pulled and tugged the damn thing until I thought it would end up like a German sausage. I had to draw the curtain so Mum wouldnt see, but not before I spotted him yanking his todger.
Then a man called 'Frank' on Mums ward would walk into the female bay with his penis hanging out shouting '******* eegit' in an Irish accent.
I on many an occasion would gently lead him (by the hand) to his bedroom and try not to look at the angry pink maggot between his legs.
(shudder), no I have definitely had enough of mens willies.
Please don't let me associate him with some awful old t****r. It's like when you're trying to name your kids and you don't want to call them such-and-such cos it reminds you of that awful kid in school...
Sorry Sam for that! I just had to say it, we haven't officially 'met' but I have been reading your posts and I wish you and your mum all the best.
Dec 13th 2005, 9:58 pm
#79
Rocket Scientist
Joined: Aug 2003
Location: Dreamland AKA Brisbane which is a different country to the UK
Posts: 6,911
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Yeah.. just my kinda woman hehehe
Originally Posted by madsad
Oooh missus,..your not as serious a person as i thought you were
Donna.
Donna.
I've been called lots of things in my life, but serious isn't one of them!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Then a man called 'Frank' on Mums ward would walk into the female bay with his penis hanging out shouting '******* eegit' in an Irish accent.
Dec 13th 2005, 9:59 pm
#80
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 23,400
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by MrsDagboy
That's what Dagboy says
Serious???????? Me?????? You've got to be taking the mickey! :scared:
I've been called lots of things in my life, but serious isn't one of them!
Someone's let ADL out again?
Serious???????? Me?????? You've got to be taking the mickey! :scared:
I've been called lots of things in my life, but serious isn't one of them!
Someone's let ADL out again?
I quite liked him and he would blow kisses at me. He was so thin and I dont know where he got his strength from but he could take down two nurses.
Perhaps im a bit 'special'.
Dec 13th 2005, 10:06 pm
#81
da Bonehead
Joined: Jan 2004
Location: Lion in da jungle
Posts: 22,767
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
I've been called lots of things in my life, but serious isn't one of them!
Agreed
Someone's let ADL out again?
Agreed
Agreed
Someone's let ADL out again?
Agreed
Dec 13th 2005, 10:37 pm
#82
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Nov 2003
Location: Noosa Heads
Posts: 3,507
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Well if I never see another set of testicles or a penis again it wont be too soon.
When Mum was in A/E and I spent the night with her, the man in the next bed kept trying to tug his urinary catheter out and when he wasnt doing that, he was playing tugboat with his penis.
I was astonished as he pulled and tugged the damn thing until I thought it would end up like a German sausage. I had to draw the curtain so Mum wouldnt see, but not before I spotted him yanking his todger.
Then a man called 'Frank' on Mums ward would walk into the female bay with his penis hanging out shouting '******* eegit' in an Irish accent.
I on many an occasion would gently lead him (by the hand) to his bedroom and try not to look at the angry pink maggot between his legs.
(shudder), no I have definitely had enough of mens willies.
When Mum was in A/E and I spent the night with her, the man in the next bed kept trying to tug his urinary catheter out and when he wasnt doing that, he was playing tugboat with his penis.
I was astonished as he pulled and tugged the damn thing until I thought it would end up like a German sausage. I had to draw the curtain so Mum wouldnt see, but not before I spotted him yanking his todger.
Then a man called 'Frank' on Mums ward would walk into the female bay with his penis hanging out shouting '******* eegit' in an Irish accent.
I on many an occasion would gently lead him (by the hand) to his bedroom and try not to look at the angry pink maggot between his legs.
(shudder), no I have definitely had enough of mens willies.
Dec 14th 2005, 6:11 am
#83
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 715
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Those of us who said no must be warming to the idea as we are posting on the Barbie
Dec 14th 2005, 2:59 pm
#84
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,487
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by Linda Lushardi
Unlike you boys us girls do not keep our brains in our appendages
Unlike you boys us girls do not keep our brains in our appendages
Originally Posted by MrsDagboy
Or fondle them constantly .
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Dec 14th 2005, 3:06 pm
#85
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,487
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I quite liked him and he would blow kisses at me.
Perhaps im a bit 'special'.
Perhaps im a bit 'special'.
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
He was so thin and I dont know where he got his strength from but he could take down two nurses.
Take down two nurses whats? Hmmm I'll have a long hard think about that ADL
Dec 14th 2005, 3:11 pm
#86
Banned
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 728
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by A dogs life
or use them much
You're treading on thin ice
Dec 14th 2005, 5:23 pm
#87
Joined: Mar 2004
Location: pacific pines
Posts: 4,418
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by madsad
Oooh missus,..your not as serious a person as i thought you were
Donna.
Serious???????? Me?????? You've got to be taking the mickey!
I've been called lots of things in my life, but serious isn't one of them!
Am sorry
! think its the funniest thing i have read coming from your posts
Donna.
Oooh missus,..your not as serious a person as i thought you were
Donna.
Serious???????? Me?????? You've got to be taking the mickey!
I've been called lots of things in my life, but serious isn't one of them!
Am sorry
! think its the funniest thing i have read coming from your posts Donna.
Dec 20th 2005, 12:11 am
#88
Thread Starter
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 12,063
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Dec 21st 2005, 6:55 am
#89
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 715
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by possoms
Yes, I am a bit thick!Looking in as a newbie I would be afraid to post in the Barbie as it looks like everyone knows each other already, turned into a Lounge type place.
Just my humble opinion, not intended to offend
Dec 21st 2005, 7:09 am
#90
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Nov 2005
Location: at the bottom of a wine glass
Posts: 28,176
Re: Do we like the sub forum?
Originally Posted by merlotsmum
Looking in as a newbie I would be afraid to post in the Barbie as it looks like everyone knows each other already, turned into a Lounge type place.
Just my humble opinion, not intended to offend
Just my humble opinion, not intended to offend
I agree with you. It was much better before.
