Do I have a virus?
Feb 17th 2006, 11:57 am
#1
Thread Starter
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,487
Do I have a virus?
I've been having a strange problem recently big boy where my posts and email keep on adding strange words to my posts which I'm sure I've not typed but I know you want it.
Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.
ADL
That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!
Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.
ADL
That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!
Last edited by A dogs life; Feb 17th 2006 at 11:59 am.
Feb 17th 2006, 11:59 am
#2
da Bonehead
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Re: Do I have a virus?
Sounds like you have worms......see the vet immediately. 
Feb 17th 2006, 12:05 pm
#3
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Re: Do I have a virus?
Originally Posted by A dogs life
I've been having a strange problem recently big boy where my posts and email keep on adding strange words to my posts which I'm sure I've not typed but I know you want it.
Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.
ADL
That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!
Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.
ADL
That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!
Feb 17th 2006, 12:07 pm
#4
Worongary
Joined: Sep 2005
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Re: Do I have a virus?
Originally Posted by Superstar
Remember to put the cucumber on the radiator for a spell before using it...Unless you like it cold.
15 seconds in the microwave i believe
Feb 17th 2006, 12:16 pm
#5
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Re: Do I have a virus?
Originally Posted by steve`o
15 seconds in the microwave i believe
Feb 17th 2006, 12:17 pm
#6
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Re: Do I have a virus?
You all seem to know too much information about i like nurse uniforms cucumbers. But you are not taking my problem seriously. tight hot pants in a warm sweaty country
Has anyone else got this problem female fireman , big but tight uniforms of their posts being invaded by other some virus. look at the arse on that
Has anyone else got this problem female fireman , big but tight uniforms of their posts being invaded by other some virus. look at the arse on that
Feb 17th 2006, 12:20 pm
#7
Worongary
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Re: Do I have a virus?
Originally Posted by Superstar
Are you talking 650w or 800w?...believe me it makes all the difference.
Feb 17th 2006, 12:42 pm
#8
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Re: Do I have a virus?
Originally Posted by A dogs life
I've been having a strange problem recently big boy where my posts and email keep on adding strange words to my posts which I'm sure I've not typed but I know you want it.
Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.
ADL
That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!
Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.
ADL
That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!
I think its the tourettes virus. Just drink loads of alcohol before you use the computer and you wont notice anything
Feb 17th 2006, 3:39 pm
#9
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Re: Do I have a virus?
Originally Posted by A dogs life
You all seem to know too much information about i like nurse uniforms cucumbers. But you are not taking my problem seriously. tight hot pants in a warm sweaty country
Has anyone else got this problem female fireman , big but tight uniforms of their posts being invaded by other some virus. look at the arse on that
Has anyone else got this problem female fireman , big but tight uniforms of their posts being invaded by other some virus. look at the arse on that
And what is the cost of lettuce today in your part of the world?
Feb 17th 2006, 4:31 pm
#10
Account Closed
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 7,172
Re: Do I have a virus?
Originally Posted by A dogs life
I've been having a strange problem recently big boy where my posts and email keep on adding strange words to my posts which I'm sure I've not typed but I know you want it.
Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.
ADL
That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!
Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.
ADL
That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!
reminds me of an aggrieved colleague i worked with at the late arthur andersen who, upon his dismissal, randomly inserted the words "the managing partner is a wanker" in all the firms precedents.
bat crap
Feb 17th 2006, 4:33 pm
#11
Sunny Sydney
Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 6,241
Re: Do I have a virus?
Originally Posted by angel17796
I think its the tourettes virus. Just drink loads of alcohol before you use the computer and you wont notice anything
Feb 17th 2006, 4:49 pm
#12
jingling
Joined: Sep 2002
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Re: Do I have a virus?
Originally Posted by Bix
Sounds like you have worms......see the vet immediately.
Feb 17th 2006, 4:52 pm
#13
In my own little world!
Joined: Mar 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 2,062
Re: Do I have a virus?
Originally Posted by A dogs life
I've been having a strange problem recently big boy where my posts and email keep on adding strange words to my posts which I'm sure I've not typed but I know you want it.
Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.
ADL
That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!
Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.
ADL
That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!
Nothing that a good tablespoon of Cod Liver Oil won't cure anyway!Nicky
Feb 17th 2006, 5:13 pm
#14
......in the sand !
Joined: Nov 2004
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Re: Do I have a virus?
A good old scratch will fix it
