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A dogs life Feb 16th 2006 11:57 pm

Do I have a virus?
 
I've been having a strange problem recently big boy where my posts and email keep on adding strange words to my posts which I'm sure I've not typed but I know you want it.

Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.

ADL

That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!

Bix Feb 16th 2006 11:59 pm

Re: Do I have a virus?
 
Sounds like you have worms......see the vet immediately. :D

Superstar Feb 17th 2006 12:05 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 

Originally Posted by A dogs life
I've been having a strange problem recently big boy where my posts and email keep on adding strange words to my posts which I'm sure I've not typed but I know you want it.

Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.

ADL

That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!

Remember to put the cucumber on the radiator for a spell before using it...Unless you like it cold. ;)

steve`o Feb 17th 2006 12:07 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 

Originally Posted by Superstar
Remember to put the cucumber on the radiator for a spell before using it...Unless you like it cold. ;)


15 seconds in the microwave i believe :rolleyes:

Superstar Feb 17th 2006 12:16 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 

Originally Posted by steve`o
15 seconds in the microwave i believe :rolleyes:

Are you talking 650w or 800w?...believe me it makes all the difference. :eek:

A dogs life Feb 17th 2006 12:17 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 
You all seem to know too much information about i like nurse uniforms cucumbers. But you are not taking my problem seriously. tight hot pants in a warm sweaty country

Has anyone else got this problem female fireman , big but tight uniforms of their posts being invaded by other some virus. look at the arse on that

steve`o Feb 17th 2006 12:20 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 

Originally Posted by Superstar
Are you talking 650w or 800w?...believe me it makes all the difference. :eek:

o 650 mate the 800 will make it all limp and useless :rolleyes:

angel17796 Feb 17th 2006 12:42 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 

Originally Posted by A dogs life
I've been having a strange problem recently big boy where my posts and email keep on adding strange words to my posts which I'm sure I've not typed but I know you want it.

Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.

ADL

That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!


I think its the tourettes virus. Just drink loads of alcohol before you use the computer and you wont notice anything :D

willmore Feb 17th 2006 3:39 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 

Originally Posted by A dogs life
You all seem to know too much information about i like nurse uniforms cucumbers. But you are not taking my problem seriously. tight hot pants in a warm sweaty country

Has anyone else got this problem female fireman , big but tight uniforms of their posts being invaded by other some virus. look at the arse on that


And what is the cost of lettuce today in your part of the world?

Rooksie Feb 17th 2006 4:31 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 

Originally Posted by A dogs life
I've been having a strange problem recently big boy where my posts and email keep on adding strange words to my posts which I'm sure I've not typed but I know you want it.

Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.

ADL

That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!


reminds me of an aggrieved colleague i worked with at the late arthur andersen who, upon his dismissal, randomly inserted the words "the managing partner is a wanker" in all the firms precedents. :D

bat crap :D

herrchook Feb 17th 2006 4:33 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 

Originally Posted by angel17796
I think its the tourettes virus. Just drink loads of alcohol before you use the computer and you wont notice anything :D

:D

jcapulet Feb 17th 2006 4:49 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 

Originally Posted by Bix
Sounds like you have worms......see the vet immediately. :D

:D :D

Nicky & Dave Feb 17th 2006 4:52 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 

Originally Posted by A dogs life
I've been having a strange problem recently big boy where my posts and email keep on adding strange words to my posts which I'm sure I've not typed but I know you want it.

Is there any kind of security software I can download to check if I have virus or worm or take me any way you want . I already have ZoneAlarm, but it says everything is fine. but be gentle.
Does anyone know of a virus that does this? as long as you are careful, ok.

ADL

That cucumber is for salad on Sunday dont use it now!

Nope, I can't see anything wrong on your posting - looks like the normal drivel to me! :D Nothing that a good tablespoon of Cod Liver Oil won't cure anyway!

Nicky

sme Feb 17th 2006 5:13 am

Re: Do I have a virus?
 
A good old scratch will fix it


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