So all those reassuring bank slogans and pally corporate taglines were just bunkum - who knew? All that 'Building Our Future Together' and 'Because We Care' stuff was just fiscal wile designed to wring a few more percent from our blistered hands and sweated brow? And here's me thinking they really cared. My heart is broken.

(Caution : This thread contains extreme sarcasm which may be contagious. Please wash your hands)