Its my sons birthday today. Happy 11th birthday Damiean.

Its mothers day today. Happy mothers day to the missus. Love you lots.

Happy 14th wedding anniversary darling.

Thats what you call getting it all out of the way in one go.

Happy mothers day to all in Oz.

Hope you all had a great day being looked after by all.

Happy Birthday to your boy, and Happy Anniversary to you and your lovely wife

Thanks Wendy.

I knew I could rely on you.

I've had a couple of weeks in doubt, and after getting an email off my new employer, I am full of confidence again, i'm not the miserable pain in the arse that my wife keeps telling me about

Life is looking good again.

Glad to hear you sounding positive.

As for being a pain in the arse, that's your job you're a man

I know, and i'm bloody good at it

It's funny that, I don't think I've ever met one that was bad at it

you have different levels.

pain in the arse.

a real pain in the arse.

and a no good lazy f****ing pain in the arse.

I've only got to level 2 so far.

(but i'm doing my best)

Well looking across at my snoring hubby right now, he's being promoted to level three as we speak

I beg to differ.

In his state, he is the ideal husband.

No arguments, doesn't make a mess, you don't have to tidy up after him.

There is only one thing better than a sleeping husband, and that is a .......one

He daren't argue with me, I always win

But he has left 6 empty beer cans on the floor. I'm not moving them, I refuse.