Colour Blindness
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I always preferred Bryan May to Bryan Cant, he always struck me as a more positive person.
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It was sad when Michael Jackson passed away, wasn't it? So many lies and untruths about the man. He was really a nice and honest guy. He didn't even have sugar in his coffee. Do you know why? Because he was sweet enough. He didn't even have milk in his coffee.
Ok, I'm prepared to borrow a few jokes.
Ok, I'm prepared to borrow a few jokes.
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The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
it takes me six hours to open my Christmas presents.
it takes me six hours to open my Christmas presents.
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I am a land surveror. I produce very detailed drawings. I had a friend who got sacked for being 2 mil out once. He worked in a bank though.
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groan groan groooooaan
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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I just googled 'lost medieval servant boy' , it came up 'this page cannot be found'








, time to visite the Tim Vine joke book haha

