moneypenny20

You don't need to ask.

spouse of scouse

Sorry for trying to get the thread back on its light hearted track, I'll leave you to it then.

cresta57

I prescribe rubbing himself all over with natural yoghurt. Apparently it's very good for irritating *****

Dreamy

It didn't have piss in it as well, did it?

spouse of scouse

Now that would be newsworthy

moneypenny20

spouse of scouse

MP, I think we have crossed wires. Sorry if I misinterpreted your post xx

cresta57

Lol When do you ever need to ask to take something way off topic in the Barbie?

Anyway almost back on topic: I had Paneer Pakoras last night as a starter. Not had them before, turns out they're battered deep fried cottage cheese. Tasty

spouse of scouse

If they were a week past the expiry date - it's been nice knowing you

Daisytreadlight

I've just eaten a crumpet, it tasted a bit funny but thought it was because I'd just eaten a mint, looked at the packet and they're a week out of date. I did buy them last week but in my Alzheimer's fug I'd forgotten Feel sick now

cresta57

Well two cannibals were eating a clown & one said "Does this taste funny to you?"

spouse of scouse

I reckon there's something wrong with crumpets these days, they go mouldy after a few days. On the up side, you've probably just had a free dose of penicillin

spouse of scouse

grooooan

Daisytreadlight

God knows if they had mold on them I didn't even glance at them just put them in the toaster, buttered them and straight in my mouth. Oh well, will save me the trouble of going to the doctors as it seems I've already cured myself

spouse of scouse

Packet of moldy crumpets - $3. Prescription penicillin - $35. Bargain!