Coles sold 1 week expired yogurt to me
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Sep 23rd 2014, 4:03 am
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Re: Coles sold 1 week expired yogurt to me
Sep 23rd 2014, 6:59 am
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Sep 23rd 2014, 1:43 pm
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Re: Coles sold 1 week expired yogurt to me
Once a jolly migrant
Went to the Coles-o
Wanting to buy some da-a-iry
And he sang as he walked the aisles
Of the grocery,
I'm going to have some yoghurt for tea.
I want some yoghurt, I want some yoghurt,
Greek style or fat free, just give it to me,
And he sang as he walked the aisles
Of the grocery,
I'm going to have some yoghurt for tea.
So he sat in the kitchen and looked at his yoghurt pot,
Already drooling at its sweet creamery
But the date on the pot was over a week ago -
he'll have to have something else for his tea.
Its out of da-ate, It's out of da-ate
Its gone and reached its ex-pi-ry
And you're not going to have what you want from that grocery
Although you just wanted some yoghurt for tea.
Off to the phone he dashed with his angry voice,
Phoned up the man from the Coles grocery
And he shouted and raged and gave him all that he's got
I WANTED YOGHURT FOR MY BLOODY TEA
(the things you'll do rather revise for an exam. Tomorrow)
Went to the Coles-o
Wanting to buy some da-a-iry
And he sang as he walked the aisles
Of the grocery,
I'm going to have some yoghurt for tea.
I want some yoghurt, I want some yoghurt,
Greek style or fat free, just give it to me,
And he sang as he walked the aisles
Of the grocery,
I'm going to have some yoghurt for tea.
So he sat in the kitchen and looked at his yoghurt pot,
Already drooling at its sweet creamery
But the date on the pot was over a week ago -
he'll have to have something else for his tea.
Its out of da-ate, It's out of da-ate
Its gone and reached its ex-pi-ry
And you're not going to have what you want from that grocery
Although you just wanted some yoghurt for tea.
Off to the phone he dashed with his angry voice,
Phoned up the man from the Coles grocery
And he shouted and raged and gave him all that he's got
I WANTED YOGHURT FOR MY BLOODY TEA
(the things you'll do rather revise for an exam. Tomorrow)
Sep 23rd 2014, 10:28 pm
#36
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Re: Coles sold 1 week expired yogurt to me
Once a jolly migrant
Went to the Coles-o
Wanting to buy some da-a-iry
And she sang as she walked the aisles
Of the grocery,
I'm going to have some yoghurt for tea.
I want some yoghurt, I want some yoghurt,
Greek style or fat free, just give it to me,
And she sang as she walked the aisles
Of the grocery,
I'm going to have some yoghurt for tea.
So she sat in the kitchen and looked at her yoghurt pot,
Already drooling at its sweet creamery
But the date on the pot was over a week ago -
She'll have to have something else for her tea.
Its out of da-ate, It's out of da-ate
Its gone and reached its ex-pi-ry
And you're not going to have what you want from that grocery
Although you just wanted some yoghurt for tea.
Off to the phone she dashed with her angry voice,
Phoned up the man from the Coles grocery
And she shouted and raged and gave him all that she's got
I WANTED YOGHURT FOR MY BLOODY TEA
(the things you'll do rather revise for an exam. Tomorrow)
Went to the Coles-o
Wanting to buy some da-a-iry
And she sang as she walked the aisles
Of the grocery,
I'm going to have some yoghurt for tea.
I want some yoghurt, I want some yoghurt,
Greek style or fat free, just give it to me,
And she sang as she walked the aisles
Of the grocery,
I'm going to have some yoghurt for tea.
So she sat in the kitchen and looked at her yoghurt pot,
Already drooling at its sweet creamery
But the date on the pot was over a week ago -
She'll have to have something else for her tea.
Its out of da-ate, It's out of da-ate
Its gone and reached its ex-pi-ry
And you're not going to have what you want from that grocery
Although you just wanted some yoghurt for tea.
Off to the phone she dashed with her angry voice,
Phoned up the man from the Coles grocery
And she shouted and raged and gave him all that she's got
I WANTED YOGHURT FOR MY BLOODY TEA
(the things you'll do rather revise for an exam. Tomorrow)
Sep 23rd 2014, 11:09 pm
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Sep 24th 2014, 4:43 pm
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Re: Coles sold 1 week expired yogurt to me
Where are all the supermarket Poms and their first world problem -proclamations on the state of the world at the fine establishments found here....wouldn't happen in the UK, eh? (Just joking).
Who notices expiry dates on things? I don't have the time. Even milk is drunk too fast in this household.
I have a ribeye steak which I gave to the dog, all because I defrost it then got too busy to cook it. Probably would have been fine..
Who notices expiry dates on things? I don't have the time. Even milk is drunk too fast in this household.
I have a ribeye steak which I gave to the dog, all because I defrost it then got too busy to cook it. Probably would have been fine..
BBC News - Tesco suspends execs as inquiry launched into profit overstatement
And one of the leading banks gets both a £38 mill fine from the FCA and a US $15 mill fine from the US regulatory authority on the very same day as Tesco woes (Tesco lost 12% of it's market capitalisation value in a few hours). They unduly risked £16.7 mill of clients funds in their Casino, sorry Investment, arm of the bank over a 5 year period!
Barclays takes $77 million hit from British and U.S. fines | Reuters
1 pot of Yoghurt past best before date much more significant of course.
Aldi and Lidl are causing mayhem in the UK supermarket industry with Tesco and Morrison's the 2 main ailing firms as a result of this competition.
Sep 24th 2014, 11:38 pm
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Sep 25th 2014, 11:17 am
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T left off the end?
Sep 25th 2014, 12:45 pm
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Re: Coles sold 1 week expired yogurt to me
Can't we go back to taking the piss out of the expired yoghurt?