Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
Call me Mr Thicky if you must, but if they are a British couple moving to Spain, how is that a French Connection.
Ah I see. It all makes sense to me now.
Aug 1st 2007 | 5:35 pm
#18
'In limboland'
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 13,880
Re: Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
Bloody Nora, you poor thing. It never rains does it? BTW, what does the title have to do with all this?
Aug 1st 2007 | 5:35 pm
#19
Made the move -
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 2,910
From: Adelaide
Re: Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
Well we received a call from our conveyancer this morning to tell us that our vendors have skipped Australia owing 120,000 Aus dollars worth of debt.
This has meant that our lovely, sweet, very hard working conveyancer has received papers to summon her to court tomorrow.
Apparently a legal firm are trying to claim some of the money from the house sale.
I am not sure how successful this will be or whether it will slow our completion (we're due to move at the end of next week). Is our house at risk?
Anyone have any idea?
Having been at the house this morning, I notice that there is a load of mail, all looking like unpaid bills, which means we'll be getting letter after letter and then debt collectors arriving at our new house once we're in there. We noticed the phone hasn't been cut off... so we'll be having issues with that, because our broadband is meant to be installed next week.
There's also letters from their bank in Spain... I'm sure the legal people might be interested in that.
Apparently even their own conveyancer can't get hold of them.
So if you're thinking of skipping out on your debt, be very careful.
So a message for you, Mr and Mrs ******, British couple returning to the UK, thanks for the hassle, the worry and the stress.
Thanks for being pathetic human beings, cheats, thieves and liars.
No wonder you wanted to leave so quickly.
I hope you get caught, I hope the judge seizes all your profit and I hope you have a really miserable time back in the UK and in Spain.
I hope it rains on you every day of your sad little lives.
Oh and acquaint yourselves with a vacuum cleaner next time you have carpets. Your floors were disgusting.
PS - I'm giving all your mail and bank statements to the legal people.
This has meant that our lovely, sweet, very hard working conveyancer has received papers to summon her to court tomorrow.
Apparently a legal firm are trying to claim some of the money from the house sale.
I am not sure how successful this will be or whether it will slow our completion (we're due to move at the end of next week). Is our house at risk?
Anyone have any idea?
Having been at the house this morning, I notice that there is a load of mail, all looking like unpaid bills, which means we'll be getting letter after letter and then debt collectors arriving at our new house once we're in there. We noticed the phone hasn't been cut off... so we'll be having issues with that, because our broadband is meant to be installed next week.
There's also letters from their bank in Spain... I'm sure the legal people might be interested in that.
Apparently even their own conveyancer can't get hold of them.
So if you're thinking of skipping out on your debt, be very careful.
So a message for you, Mr and Mrs ******, British couple returning to the UK, thanks for the hassle, the worry and the stress.
Thanks for being pathetic human beings, cheats, thieves and liars.
No wonder you wanted to leave so quickly.
I hope you get caught, I hope the judge seizes all your profit and I hope you have a really miserable time back in the UK and in Spain.
I hope it rains on you every day of your sad little lives.
Oh and acquaint yourselves with a vacuum cleaner next time you have carpets. Your floors were disgusting.
PS - I'm giving all your mail and bank statements to the legal people.
Aug 1st 2007 | 5:51 pm
#22
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 7,834
Re: Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
wankers
