cheer me up - please
Jul 28th 2010 | 5:46 am
#16
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Re: cheer me up - please
Bloke walks into fish shop and says to girl behind the counter ' 5 dollars a fillet' and she says '10 bucks ya dont'
Jul 28th 2010 | 5:59 am
#17
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Jul 28th 2010 | 6:41 am
#18
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Re: cheer me up - please
what d'ya call a fish with no eye?
fsh!
fsh!
Jul 28th 2010 | 8:34 am
#19
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Re: cheer me up - please
She was only the fishmonger's daughter but she used to plaice it on the slab and say fillet.
Last edited by Sherlock Holmes; Jul 28th 2010 at 8:36 am.
Jul 28th 2010 | 8:34 am
#20
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From: Miles from anywhere, Victoria, Australia.
Re: cheer me up - please
What's pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife.
A pig with a flick knife.
Jul 28th 2010 | 8:35 am
#21
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From: Miles from anywhere, Victoria, Australia.
Re: cheer me up - please
What's pink and hairy and sticks out of your pyjamas?
Your head.
Your head.
Jul 28th 2010 | 8:36 am
#22
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Re: cheer me up - please
What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your underpants?
Your grandmother.
Your grandmother.
Jul 28th 2010 | 8:53 am
#23
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From: Miles from anywhere, Victoria, Australia.
Re: cheer me up - please
Young boy goes into a pet shop: "I'd like a wasp please"
Shop owner "But we don't sell wasps."
Young boy:
Shop owner "But we don't sell wasps."
Young boy:
Spoiler:
Jul 28th 2010 | 8:55 am
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Jul 28th 2010 | 9:02 am
#25
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From: Miles from anywhere, Victoria, Australia.
Re: cheer me up - please
Did you hear about the inflatable kid that went to a school for inflatable children?
He ran round at playtime sticking pins in the other children.
He got called to the head teacher's office.
"You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down".
He ran round at playtime sticking pins in the other children.
He got called to the head teacher's office.
"You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down".
