Channel 4, on now - Half Ton Man
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Re: Channel 4, on now - Half Ton Man
Dust anyone? No, dust?
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Originally Posted by rossifumi
He did throw his toys out of his pram.
Sonic xx
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Originally Posted by glittababe
Suzy imagine if they had to fly somewhere they'd need a 747 to themselves! Did they find any medical reason (like hormones) why he just stacked on the pounds, or was it too many pies?
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D'you remember that story about 2 months ago when a stewardess allegedly asked some fat passengers to move to the front of the plane to balance it out. You'd have no trouble with Mr Man would you? One man ballast
I actually had trouble locating his head when I first saw him. I thought his head was his backside with hair on - honestly. :scared: It was only when the paramedic said that if he stopped breathing they couldn't put a tube down his neck' cos he didn't have one did I realise which way up he was.
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Originally Posted by suzy
I actually had trouble locating his head when I first saw him. I thought his head was his backside with hair on - honestly. :scared: It was only when the paramedic said that if he stopped breathing they couldn't put a tube down his neck' cos he didn't have one did I realise which way up he was.
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Originally Posted by possoms
Oh dont lie Suzy Q you were looking for his arse
Oh b****r. You sussed me
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Re: Channel 4, on now - Half Ton Man
Originally Posted by suzy
Oh b****r. You sussed me
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Re: Channel 4, on now - Half Ton Man
Originally Posted by SonicBird
best of luck.. i doubt he's wiped his own arse in quite a while!!!!!!
According to the programme he did - only he used his fingers as they found excrement and blood under his fingernails :scared:
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Originally Posted by suzy
According to the programme he did - only he used his fingers as they found excrement and blood under his fingernails :scared:
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Re: Channel 4, on now - Half Ton Man
Originally Posted by suzy
Oh b****r. You sussed me
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Originally Posted by rossifumi
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Originally Posted by possoms
Is that him
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Re: Channel 4, on now - Half Ton Man
Originally Posted by suzy
Nah the pumpkin's far too good looking
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Re: Channel 4, on now - Half Ton Man
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Meowww, saucer of milk, table three!
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Originally Posted by possoms
OOOO kettle pot black
Laughing me tits off!
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Originally Posted by rossifumi
Meowww, saucer of milk, table three!