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Old Feb 6th 2006, 9:37 pm
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Dust anyone? No, dust?
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 9:44 pm
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Originally Posted by rossifumi
He did throw his toys out of his pram.
you could call it a pram... it was an 'oversized' wheel chair... like a double wheelchair in width with only 1 seat!!! fat b*stard!!! (him not you!)

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Old Feb 6th 2006, 9:52 pm
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Originally Posted by glittababe
Suzy imagine if they had to fly somewhere they'd need a 747 to themselves! Did they find any medical reason (like hormones) why he just stacked on the pounds, or was it too many pies?

PMSL Glitta

D'you remember that story about 2 months ago when a stewardess allegedly asked some fat passengers to move to the front of the plane to balance it out. You'd have no trouble with Mr Man would you? One man ballast

I actually had trouble locating his head when I first saw him. I thought his head was his backside with hair on - honestly. :scared: It was only when the paramedic said that if he stopped breathing they couldn't put a tube down his neck' cos he didn't have one did I realise which way up he was.
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 9:55 pm
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I actually had trouble locating his head when I first saw him. I thought his head was his backside with hair on - honestly. :scared: It was only when the paramedic said that if he stopped breathing they couldn't put a tube down his neck' cos he didn't have one did I realise which way up he was.
Oh dont lie Suzy Q you were looking for his arse
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Oh dont lie Suzy Q you were looking for his arse

Oh b****r. You sussed me
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 9:58 pm
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Originally Posted by suzy
Oh b****r. You sussed me
best of luck.. i doubt he's wiped his own arse in quite a while!!!!!!
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 10:01 pm
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best of luck.. i doubt he's wiped his own arse in quite a while!!!!!!

According to the programme he did - only he used his fingers as they found excrement and blood under his fingernails :scared:
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 10:04 pm
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According to the programme he did - only he used his fingers as they found excrement and blood under his fingernails :scared:
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 10:06 pm
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Originally Posted by suzy
Oh b****r. You sussed me
I know you too well
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 10:06 pm
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Is that him
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 10:10 pm
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Originally Posted by possoms
Is that him
Nah the pumpkin's far too good looking
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 10:14 pm
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Originally Posted by suzy
Nah the pumpkin's far too good looking
Meowww, saucer of milk, table three!
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 10:19 pm
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Originally Posted by rossifumi
Meowww, saucer of milk, table three!
OOOO kettle pot black
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Old Feb 6th 2006, 10:21 pm
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OOOO kettle pot black
What?

Laughing me tits off!
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Originally Posted by rossifumi
Meowww, saucer of milk, table three!
Make it a bottle and I'll be alright
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