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OOH breaking news:
DJ just said that on You Are What you Eat the woman Bitch McKeith sorts out eats 27,000 calories a day. So it looks like another fat fest.
Channel 4 - 8pm
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DJ just said that on You Are What you Eat the woman Bitch McKeith sorts out eats 27,000 calories a day. So it looks like another fat fest.
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Panic over - he's just corrected himself and its 27,000 calories a week.
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Originally Posted by suzy
OOH breaking news:
DJ just said that on You Are What you Eat the woman Bitch McKeith sorts out eats 27,000 calories a day. So it looks like another fat fest.
Channel 4 - 8pm
![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
DJ just said that on You Are What you Eat the woman Bitch McKeith sorts out eats 27,000 calories a day. So it looks like another fat fest.
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Channel 4 - 8pm
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Originally Posted by suzy
According to the programme he did
- only he used his fingers as they found excrement and blood under his fingernails :scared:
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Originally Posted by glittababe
OMG!!!!! Thats so gross!
Do you think he bites his nails?
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Originally Posted by SonicBird
would you????! :scared:
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Originally Posted by glittababe
what bite his nails or mine? depends on how hungry I am! Yummy ![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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Good job i haven't had my lunch yet...
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Originally Posted by SonicBird
bite his..... BLEURGH.... BARFORAMA!!!!!
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Good job i haven't had my lunch yet...
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Originally Posted by glittababe
i've a stomach made of steel!
You'd need one - you're a nurse
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Originally Posted by possoms
So whats wrong with that ![Confused](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif)
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Originally Posted by suzy
You'd need one - you're a nurse ![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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Nurse Glitter, hellooo. ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Originally Posted by glittababe
mind you theres certain things I just can't handle like scaly, scabby old feet, with those huge thick toenails, oh and sputum! I gag whenever anyone vomits in front of me! Apparently I have a superb gag reflex!
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I was going to say, you spit then?
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Originally Posted by glittababe
mind you theres certain things I just can't handle like scaly, scabby old feet, with those huge thick toenails, oh and sputum! I gag whenever anyone vomits in front of me! Apparently I have a superb gag reflex!
OMG - I needed O2 I was laughing so much. I did help sort it when I'd recovered.
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