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Old Mar 16th 2012, 1:13 pm
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Originally Posted by chris955
I would certainly consider Jersey for sure.
yes, it's like tasmania in so many ways!
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Old Mar 16th 2012, 1:15 pm
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Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
Yehp going to really explore that idea... It'll make the first part of the trip far less busy on the roads from Holyhead to Prestatyn etc with car hire etc.

Just base yourself in Galway and travel up and down the coast, can't go wrong.

Remember, no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes.
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What?

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yes, it's like tasmania in so many ways!
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Default Re: Challenge: Visiting the Folks whilst avoiding staying in the UK as much as you ca

Originally Posted by DeadVim
Just base yourself in Galway and travel up and down the coast, can't go wrong.

Remember, no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes.
I went to Ireland for four days... it rained.
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Old Mar 16th 2012, 1:20 pm
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Originally Posted by DeadVim
Remember, no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes.
That really made the wife laugh

She's getting quite excited about this prospect now... Wants to bring her GF along
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I have a cunning plan


I am desparate to go back for a visit...

She REALLY wouldnt appreciate it...

Take me with you, send her to Paris to shop whilst I pretend to be the new wife that you didnt mention.... Because it was all so messy... The divorce.... Too painful to talk about... Meet the trade in model.. Kinda thing...

You can pop over to Paris for nookie when you need to... And I can go visit MY rellies... And we can tell Your family that we are visiting elsewhere for a couple of days....

i wont charge you for this fabulous favour... You'll just have to meet all my expenses...

I like to fly first class.
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Default Re: Challenge: Visiting the Folks whilst avoiding staying in the UK as much as you ca

Originally Posted by eddie007
I have a cunning plan


I am desparate to go back for a visit...

She REALLY wouldnt appreciate it...

Take me with you, send her to Paris to shop whilst I pretend to be the new wife that you didnt mention.... Because it was all so messy... The divorce.... Too painful to talk about... Meet the trade in model.. Kinda thing...

You can pop over to Paris for nookie when you need to... And I can go visit MY rellies... And we can tell Your family that we are visiting elsewhere for a couple of days....

i wont charge you for this fabulous favour... You'll just have to meet all my expenses...

I like to fly first class.
Sounds like a plan... Not sure what's in it for me though.
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Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
Sounds like a plan... Not sure what's in it for me though.
I wont nag, whine or bitch about your family....

Ok... I'll travel in the baggage hold...

Just want a visit home thats all
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Originally Posted by eddie007
I wont nag, whine or bitch about your family....

Ok... I'll travel in the baggage hold...

Just want a visit home thats all
If you can fit in my holdall I'll give you a flight over.....coming back could be trickier though, I'd have to sacrifice all my food shopping to get you in
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
If you can fit in my holdall I'll give you a flight over.....coming back could be trickier though, I'd have to sacrifice all my food shopping to get you in
Sadly 4/5 weeks of inactivity means I now probably exceed an immigrant family on a one way visa flying singapore airlines entire baggage allowance
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
If you can fit in my holdall I'll give you a flight over.....coming back could be trickier though, I'd have to sacrifice all my food shopping to get you in
can't you just fedex him/her/it?
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can't you just fedex him/her/it?
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i was once spat on by a transvestite for calling her, "him."
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Originally Posted by commonwealth
i was once spat on by a transvestite for calling her, "him."
C'mon, you've been on BE long enough to know she's a her

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Sadly 4/5 weeks of inactivity means I now probably exceed an immigrant family on a one way visa flying singapore airlines entire baggage allowance
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i was once spat on by a transvestite for calling her, "him."
I cam PM you photographic proof of my female status if you like?

Not sypure whether that might get me banned tho?
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