Challenge: Visiting the Folks whilst avoiding staying in the UK as much as you can.
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Remember, no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes.
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I have a cunning plan
I am desparate to go back for a visit...
She REALLY wouldnt appreciate it...
Take me with you, send her to Paris to shop whilst I pretend to be the new wife that you didnt mention.... Because it was all so messy... The divorce.... Too painful to talk about... Meet the trade in model.. Kinda thing...
You can pop over to Paris for nookie when you need to... And I can go visit MY rellies... And we can tell Your family that we are visiting elsewhere for a couple of days....
i wont charge you for this fabulous favour... You'll just have to meet all my expenses...
I like to fly first class.
I am desparate to go back for a visit...
She REALLY wouldnt appreciate it...
Take me with you, send her to Paris to shop whilst I pretend to be the new wife that you didnt mention.... Because it was all so messy... The divorce.... Too painful to talk about... Meet the trade in model.. Kinda thing...
You can pop over to Paris for nookie when you need to... And I can go visit MY rellies... And we can tell Your family that we are visiting elsewhere for a couple of days....
i wont charge you for this fabulous favour... You'll just have to meet all my expenses...
I like to fly first class.
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I have a cunning plan
I am desparate to go back for a visit...
She REALLY wouldnt appreciate it...
Take me with you, send her to Paris to shop whilst I pretend to be the new wife that you didnt mention.... Because it was all so messy... The divorce.... Too painful to talk about... Meet the trade in model.. Kinda thing...
You can pop over to Paris for nookie when you need to... And I can go visit MY rellies... And we can tell Your family that we are visiting elsewhere for a couple of days....
i wont charge you for this fabulous favour... You'll just have to meet all my expenses...
I like to fly first class.
I am desparate to go back for a visit...
She REALLY wouldnt appreciate it...
Take me with you, send her to Paris to shop whilst I pretend to be the new wife that you didnt mention.... Because it was all so messy... The divorce.... Too painful to talk about... Meet the trade in model.. Kinda thing...
You can pop over to Paris for nookie when you need to... And I can go visit MY rellies... And we can tell Your family that we are visiting elsewhere for a couple of days....
i wont charge you for this fabulous favour... You'll just have to meet all my expenses...
I like to fly first class.
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Sadly 4/5 weeks of inactivity means I now probably exceed an immigrant family on a one way visa flying singapore airlines entire baggage allowance
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can't you just fedex him/her/it?
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