Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Jan 26th 2006, 9:29 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by suzy
Why's that? Multiple choice
a) you missed me
b) you're worried in case I froze my boobs off
c) you're bored and want someone to talk to
a) you missed me
b) you're worried in case I froze my boobs off
c) you're bored and want someone to talk to
gawd its like a morgue in here, I was just about to log off
and its taking ages for pages to load?? 
wooohoo your off to the solicitors tomorrow
Jan 26th 2006, 9:39 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by possoms
errmmmm b and c
gawd its like a morgue in here, I was just about to log off and its taking ages for pages to load??
wooohoo your off to the solicitors tomorrow
gawd its like a morgue in here, I was just about to log off
and its taking ages for pages to load?? wooohoo your off to the solicitors tomorrow
b and c - hmm predictable
I'm finding the pages are taking ages to load too. I've got broadband too - you wouldn't think so.
Yeah went to solicitors this morning before work - got most of the stuff done but he wants some stuff printed on headed paper before he'll certify so I'm busy doing that. got an issue with Nick's birth certificate too - won't certify it so I've gotta sort that one out.
So, where is everyone?
Jan 26th 2006, 9:40 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by possoms
gawd its like a morgue in here, I was just about to log off
and its taking ages for pages to load?? I thought that tonight Kay!
Jan 26th 2006, 9:43 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
So anyone got any jokes. Nothing to do with Big Brother and this one's quite stupid really. You'd need to be p****d.
What did the nose say when it went to an audition?
Pick me, Pick me
Juvenile I know but who gives a 4X.
What did the nose say when it went to an audition?
Pick me, Pick me
Juvenile I know but who gives a 4X.
Jan 26th 2006, 9:45 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by suzy
So anyone got any jokes. Nothing to do with Big Brother and this one's quite stupid really. You'd need to be p****d.
What did the nose say when it went to an audition?
Pick me, Pick me
Juvenile I know but who gives a 4X.
What did the nose say when it went to an audition?
Pick me, Pick me
Juvenile I know but who gives a 4X.
Not pissed, but pmsl
will tell my daughter that one in the morning. cheers for that Suzy. Got any more?
Jan 26th 2006, 9:47 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by suzy
b and c - hmm predictable
Originally Posted by suzy
I'm finding the pages are taking ages to load too. I've got broadband too - you wouldn't think so.
Yeah went to solicitors this morning before work - got most of the stuff done but he wants some stuff printed on headed paper before he'll certify so I'm busy doing that. got an issue with Nick's birth certificate too - won't certify it so I've gotta sort that one out.
So, where is everyone?
Yeah went to solicitors this morning before work - got most of the stuff done but he wants some stuff printed on headed paper before he'll certify so I'm busy doing that. got an issue with Nick's birth certificate too - won't certify it so I've gotta sort that one out.
So, where is everyone?
guess the novelty has worn off?
Jan 26th 2006, 9:48 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Not pissed, but pmsl will tell my daughter that one in the morning.
cheers for that Suzy. Got any more?
will tell my daughter that one in the morning. cheers for that Suzy. Got any more?
Can't think of any right now that you could tell your daughter
Most of my jokes either offend or disgust. It's the company I keep
I sent some by pm to Kay so you can have them too if you like- not to be published on a public forum tho'
Jan 26th 2006, 9:49 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
I'm still here tootling around the threads. 
Jan 26th 2006, 9:50 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by suzy
Can't think of any right now that you could tell your daughter
Most of my jokes either offend or disgust. It's the company I keep
I sent some by pm to Kay so you can have them too if you like- not to be published on a public forum tho'
Most of my jokes either offend or disgust. It's the company I keep
I sent some by pm to Kay so you can have them too if you like- not to be published on a public forum tho'
Ok Suzy...I'm not easily offended!
Jan 26th 2006, 9:51 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
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Jan 26th 2006, 9:53 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Ok Suzy...I'm not easily offended!
OK - pming them to ya
Jan 26th 2006, 9:53 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by possoms
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Erm, what happens if I've got all of the above.
Jan 26th 2006, 9:53 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by possoms
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...Think I am all of the above
Jan 26th 2006, 9:57 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
Originally Posted by possoms
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I'm still holding
Jan 26th 2006, 9:58 pm
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Re: Celebrity Big Brother - 2006
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for £10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"