Bored at work - suggestions?
Jul 22nd 2010 | 11:31 am
#31
Mostly Harmless
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 15,111
From: Semi-rural wonderworld, Brisbane
Jul 22nd 2010 | 12:07 pm
#32
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 6,600
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Anyways . . . if you're looking to waste a bot of time at work try this . . .
http://www.miniclip.com/games/8-ball...-fire-pool/en/
Jul 22nd 2010 | 2:38 pm
#33
She's Diddy, He's Not
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 2,454
From: Gold Coast - just like Felixstowe
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
A few more:
*Walk around with a clip board and ask people to prove their identity.
*Organise a stand up meeting - tell everyone this will be a very tough year and ask them to kneel and pray with you. End the prayer with the line "and we thank our Master and Overlord Satan for making the coming year so prosperous".
*Have a Tsunami drill
*Choose someone at random and say "I've been thinking about what you said yesterday and it's definitely not worth you going to jail over".
*Download some George Formby music, make copies at your work computer and hand them out to other employees, saying "Sorry it took me so long"
*Time yourself to see how long it takes to remove all of your clothes and put them back on inside out
*It's an oldie but a goodie - start gossiping about yourself, refering to yourself in the third person.
*Walk around with a clip board and ask people to prove their identity.
*Organise a stand up meeting - tell everyone this will be a very tough year and ask them to kneel and pray with you. End the prayer with the line "and we thank our Master and Overlord Satan for making the coming year so prosperous".
*Have a Tsunami drill
*Choose someone at random and say "I've been thinking about what you said yesterday and it's definitely not worth you going to jail over".
*Download some George Formby music, make copies at your work computer and hand them out to other employees, saying "Sorry it took me so long"
*Time yourself to see how long it takes to remove all of your clothes and put them back on inside out
*It's an oldie but a goodie - start gossiping about yourself, refering to yourself in the third person.
Jul 22nd 2010 | 3:52 pm
#34
BE Enthusiast
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 432
From: Ipswich, Queensland, Australia
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Retire!
Works for me...
Works for me...
Jul 22nd 2010 | 7:28 pm
#35
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 7,642
From: Birkdale QLD
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Not only refering to yourself in the 3rd person, but also using really old confusing words. It really discombobulates them 
Say: " JTL will have that fixed for you interfrastically". You get a stunned silence.
JTL
Say: " JTL will have that fixed for you interfrastically". You get a stunned silence.
JTL
