diddy

*start wearing leg warmers and skip around the office every hour on the hour
*press the fire alarm
*organise a meeting
*tell everyone that tomorrow is bring your pet to work day
*wear your underpants on the outside of your trousers

DeadVim

Well, that is Monday sorted, surely YouTube can't cover the rest?

Sherlock Holmes

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Officer Dibble

Deffo would love to give the first two a try.....at the same time. LMAO!

DeadVim

It's all true, so true ... I mean fer fecks sake why am I doing this? Surely I should be escorting Swedish backpackers around Fraser Island for a living?!

WHEN will I wise up?

Sherlock Holmes

Did you omit the word female anywhere up there

Kelli28

Funny that's what I do only not on Frazer, all the guys are jealous

diddy

*Wander around the office with a tape measure making sure the walls are high enough
*Start a game of hide and seek with yourself - sit under someone else's desk, count to ten loudly and shout found you after a few minutes.
*Implement a green policy and turn off everything electrical.
*Ask the boss where he/she buys their clothes and gets their hair cut as you want to be ALOT more like them
*Advertise on Seek for positions at your work and start recruiting people in other people's jobs

Kelli28

*Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

*In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up dammit, all of you just shut up".

*Disappear into the toilets and emerge with your trousers over your head, then commence a 2 minute sprint around the office whilst holding your hands out to your side and making aeroplane noises. Return back to the toilets, get dressed again and return quietly to your seat as if nothing had happened.

Sherlock Holmes

Put a pencil up each nostril, put your underpants over your head and say, "Wibble".

Officer Dibble

* Walk around the office with a coffee cup in your hand all day and see if anyone says anything.

They wont! I did it for 3 years.

* Swap peoples family photos around from desk to desk for a bit of a giggle.

* Tell the old creepy guy from accounts that all the office girls thinks hes hot stuff.

diddy

Then wink at him and say 'and I can see why handsome'.

diddy

Spend the day apologising to people for stuff that you didn't go

Kelli28

You could always masturbate.

True story, a guy where my friend works wanks constantly and once during lunch came into a slice of bread then ate it!!

diddy

Beats vegemite.