Cracks me up one on the verge of being caught with illicit goods whilst being guided by excise officers to the poo bar - they suddenly come out with the all time classic. Me no speeky inglish. I like the old people from asia who have spent there entire life savings to get to Australia (good for them..live a little I say) then proceed to have all there dehydrated squirrel heads and pickeled snail entrails confiscated! Do their children deliberatly not tell them in the hope they will be deported on arrival?

Thanks for the link, that was outstanding