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Old Oct 31st 2006 | 2:51 am
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Your hair smells nice
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants
to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Bix, the dwarf."
 
Old Oct 31st 2006 | 4:03 pm
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Default Re: Bix is at it again !

Moral of the story.

You don't always have to "get up" for pleasure.
 
Old Oct 31st 2006 | 4:53 pm
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Originally Posted by Bix
Moral of the story.

You don't always have to "get up" for pleasure.
all i can say is...lucky bastard
 
Old Oct 31st 2006 | 5:42 pm
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Default Re: Bix is at it again !

Originally Posted by soapy
Your hair smells nice
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants
to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Bix, the dwarf."
had to read this twice before I got it - been in the sun too long today
 
Old Oct 31st 2006 | 5:44 pm
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Originally Posted by DebraH
had to read this twice before I got it - been in the sun too long today
did u get it too.
bix leave her alone !
 
Old Oct 31st 2006 | 5:45 pm
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Originally Posted by soapy
did u get it too.
bix leave her alone !
he's always on the prowl
 
Old Oct 31st 2006 | 6:08 pm
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Default Re: Bix is at it again !

Originally Posted by DebraH
he's always on the prowl
he told me he had to hold his nose







 
Old Oct 31st 2006 | 6:11 pm
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Originally Posted by soapy
he told me he had to hold his nose







LMAO !!! You're a mucky pup !!!
 
Old Oct 31st 2006 | 6:12 pm
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Originally Posted by Fiona&malc
LMAO !!! You're a mucky pup !!!
lmao, i think im dead noo
 
Old Oct 31st 2006 | 9:02 pm
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Default Re: Bix is at it again !

Originally Posted by soapy
Your hair smells nice
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants
to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Bix, the dwarf."
No bad Soapy, lol
 

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