beware of 3 year olds
Oct 13th 2011 | 6:18 pm
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beware of 3 year olds
They have very hard heads. When the doctors told me I shouldn't be working with small children (due to them being bags of germs), I said I was immune to most of their germs after nearly 30 years.
I did not expect them to knock me out.
3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today.
(Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.)
I did not expect them to knock me out.
3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today.
(Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.)
Oct 13th 2011 | 6:21 pm
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Re: beware of 3 year olds
They have very hard heads. When the doctors told me I shouldn't be working with small children (due to them being bags of germs), I said I was immune to most of their germs after nearly 30 years.
I did not expect them to knock me out.
3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today.
(Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.)
I did not expect them to knock me out.
3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today.
(Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.)
What I want to know is do you have a fat tongue?
Oct 13th 2011 | 6:27 pm
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Re: beware of 3 year olds
Its BMI has increased considerably, hence the yoghurt instead of the crusty baguette, and a slight tendency to drool.
Oct 13th 2011 | 6:33 pm
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Re: beware of 3 year olds
They have very hard heads. When the doctors told me I shouldn't be working with small children (due to them being bags of germs), I said I was immune to most of their germs after nearly 30 years.
I did not expect them to knock me out.
3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today.
(Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.)
I did not expect them to knock me out.
3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today.
(Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.)
kids are ace when they are helping you out like that, I work with children and they are amazing with what they do and say 
Oct 14th 2011 | 12:30 am
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Re: beware of 3 year olds
They have very hard heads. When the doctors told me I shouldn't be working with small children (due to them being bags of germs), I said I was immune to most of their germs after nearly 30 years.
I did not expect them to knock me out.
3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today.
(Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.)
I did not expect them to knock me out.
3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today.
(Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.)
Oct 14th 2011 | 12:46 am
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Re: beware of 3 year olds
Oh bless the kids in the firemans hats 
I've just had to write an essay on The Role of an Education Assistant & had to include a bit about issues that may arise. Wish I'd seen this prior to finishing my essay as I could have used it & quoted you
Hope your tongue calms down enough for you to be able to eat your chocolate soon. may be you could suck it?
Alison x
I've just had to write an essay on The Role of an Education Assistant & had to include a bit about issues that may arise. Wish I'd seen this prior to finishing my essay as I could have used it & quoted you
Hope your tongue calms down enough for you to be able to eat your chocolate soon. may be you could suck it?
Alison x
Oct 14th 2011 | 8:03 am
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Re: beware of 3 year olds
Already sucked a bit- heaven!!!!
Feeling much better today though tongue is a little sore and jaw not up to chewing much.
Feeling much better today though tongue is a little sore and jaw not up to chewing much.
Oct 14th 2011 | 8:20 am
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Re: beware of 3 year olds
OMG, that is so painful! My son did the same thing at Kindergym the other week but got me right on my cheekbone. I sat and cried - very embarrassing in front of other parents - luckily my friend was there so she sympathised......
Keep sucking that chocolate!
Keep sucking that chocolate!
Oct 14th 2011 | 12:43 pm
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Re: beware of 3 year olds
I can't believe the child who did it didn't even cry!!!
Oct 14th 2011 | 1:22 pm
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Re: beware of 3 year olds
Heartless barstard
Oct 14th 2011 | 3:59 pm
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I have lost count of the scots kisses I have got from the little darlings.
Oct 14th 2011 | 4:01 pm
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This is why I dont do paeds... Give me an iced up adult who you can sit on and midazalam into oblivion any day....
