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beware of 3 year olds
They have very hard heads. When the doctors told me I shouldn't be working with small children (due to them being bags of germs), I said I was immune to most of their germs after nearly 30 years.
I did not expect them to knock me out. 3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today. (Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.) |
Re: beware of 3 year olds
Originally Posted by carolinephillips
(Post 9674116)
They have very hard heads. When the doctors told me I shouldn't be working with small children (due to them being bags of germs), I said I was immune to most of their germs after nearly 30 years.
I did not expect them to knock me out. 3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today. (Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.) :lol: What I want to know is do you have a fat tongue? |
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Its BMI has increased considerably, hence the yoghurt instead of the crusty baguette, and a slight tendency to drool.
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Re: beware of 3 year olds
Originally Posted by carolinephillips
(Post 9674116)
They have very hard heads. When the doctors told me I shouldn't be working with small children (due to them being bags of germs), I said I was immune to most of their germs after nearly 30 years.
I did not expect them to knock me out. 3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today. (Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.) |
Re: beware of 3 year olds
Originally Posted by carolinephillips
(Post 9674116)
They have very hard heads. When the doctors told me I shouldn't be working with small children (due to them being bags of germs), I said I was immune to most of their germs after nearly 30 years.
I did not expect them to knock me out. 3 year old boy wants to get on a swing and asks for help. As I bend to pick him up, he tries to jump up, cracking me on the jaw and causing me to bite my tongue and pass out. When I sit up groggily and tasting blood, there are kids round me- two have firemen's helmets on and a ladder- they've come to help!! (Quite sweet and funny really). Anyhow- I'm off work now with headache and sore hip where I fell, and got to do things through worker's comp. Eating youghurt as it is sore to chew, and eyeing up the packet of chocolate that arrived from the uk today. (Yes, I did see the doctor. Again.) |
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Oh bless the kids in the firemans hats :D
I've just had to write an essay on The Role of an Education Assistant & had to include a bit about issues that may arise. Wish I'd seen this prior to finishing my essay as I could have used it & quoted you :lol: Hope your tongue calms down enough for you to be able to eat your chocolate soon. may be you could suck it? Alison x |
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Already sucked a bit- heaven!!!!
Feeling much better today though tongue is a little sore and jaw not up to chewing much. |
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OMG, that is so painful! My son did the same thing at Kindergym the other week but got me right on my cheekbone. I sat and cried - very embarrassing in front of other parents - luckily my friend was there so she sympathised......
Keep sucking that chocolate! |
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I can't believe the child who did it didn't even cry!!!
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Heartless barstard
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I have lost count of the scots kisses I have got from the little darlings.
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This is why I dont do paeds... Give me an iced up adult who you can sit on and midazalam into oblivion any day....
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