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Old Oct 26th 2011, 9:26 pm
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Where will my prunes be the jolliest?
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Old Oct 26th 2011, 9:29 pm
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Originally Posted by IvanM
Where will my prunes be the jolliest?
As long as they are gainfully employed/embedded then you will be happy.

Take the plunge.
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Originally Posted by IvanM
Where will my prunes be the jolliest?
That would depend on what kind of a dick you are
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A very big dick.

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A very big dick.
Me thinks you missed out the word HEAD
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Become squinty eyed with the sunlight.

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i am interested in meeting with you
cut or uncut?
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I use Nads.

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Old Oct 27th 2011, 10:45 am
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depends whether you like hot muggy aromatic ones or cold shrivelling damson ones
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Australia is propably the only country in the civilised world where budgie smugglers are considered socially acceptable...if you prefer that snuggled up feeling, However so are boardies... For those that like to hang loose

So I reckon for greater choice, without having to endure social stigma/derision I would choose Australia
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They are shy fellas.

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Australia is propably the only country in the civilised world where budgie smugglers are considered socially acceptable...if you prefer that snuggled up feeling, However so are boardies... For those that like to hang loose

So I reckon for greater choice, without having to endure social stigma/derision I would choose Australia
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Originally Posted by IvanM
Where will my prunes be the jolliest?
Hold on, I'll do a comparative spread-em-sheet.
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Originally Posted by IvanM
They are shy fellas.
Australia it is.... Unless you want to go live in 1980s Paris where men weren't allowed in public swimming pools with anything other than budgie smugglers... Incase of offence caused by surprise entrances... Or is that exits????
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Non non non non non.

Originally Posted by eddie007
Australia it is.... Unless you want to go live in 1980s Paris where men weren't allowed in public swimming pools with anything other than budgie smugglers... Incase of offence caused by surprise entrances... Or is that exits????
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Dripping wet.
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depends whether you like hot muggy aromatic ones or cold shrivelling damson ones
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