bars open what you having?
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Jul 6th 2007, 6:46 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
Right seeing as I think I've forgotten a few poems recently 
here's a joke 
Zookeeper says to Paddy, "The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider sha**ing it for £500?" Paddy replies, "I will on three conditions, firstly, I don't kiss it, secondly, my family will never get to know, and thirdly, give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"
here's a joke Zookeeper says to Paddy, "The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider sha**ing it for £500?" Paddy replies, "I will on three conditions, firstly, I don't kiss it, secondly, my family will never get to know, and thirdly, give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"
Jul 6th 2007, 6:47 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
Right seeing as I think I've forgotten a few poems recently here's a joke
Zookeeper says to Paddy, "The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider sha**ing it for £500?" Paddy replies, "I will on three conditions, firstly, I don't kiss it, secondly, my family will never get to know, and thirdly, give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"
here's a joke Zookeeper says to Paddy, "The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider sha**ing it for £500?" Paddy replies, "I will on three conditions, firstly, I don't kiss it, secondly, my family will never get to know, and thirdly, give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"
Jul 6th 2007, 6:47 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
Right seeing as I think I've forgotten a few poems recently here's a joke
Zookeeper says to Paddy, "The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider sha**ing it for £500?" Paddy replies, "I will on three conditions, firstly, I don't kiss it, secondly, my family will never get to know, and thirdly, give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"
here's a joke Zookeeper says to Paddy, "The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider sha**ing it for £500?" Paddy replies, "I will on three conditions, firstly, I don't kiss it, secondly, my family will never get to know, and thirdly, give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"
behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and although
familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
"Christ!" he says "are you that stripper at my bachelor party that I had on the pool table in front of all my friends, while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my *** ?"
"No" she replies,
"I'm your son's English Teacher"
Jul 6th 2007, 6:50 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
LOL you have so many jokes 
I've got some more but they're a bit rude
I've got some more but they're a bit rude
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Re: bars open what you having?
night curly , take it easy 
