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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:20 am
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ever since i got a bend in the middle
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:21 am
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Originally Posted by scott&rachel
ever since i got a bend in the middle
tut tut

Thats very sad

Perhaps you should try one of Asher's cocktails - that may sort it out for you

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm now which one should I suggest
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:21 am
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Originally Posted by freespirit
tut tut

Thats very sad

Perhaps you should try one of Asher's cocktails - that may sort it out for you

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm now which one should I suggest
go on , pick me one out

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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:23 am
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Originally Posted by scott&rachel
go on , pick me one out

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It has to be Stiff Dick - doesn't it?
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:25 am
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Originally Posted by freespirit
It has to be Stiff Dick - doesn't it?
yes thats the one , have you tried one of those ?
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:27 am
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Originally Posted by scott&rachel
yes thats the one , have you tried one of those ?


Im not commenting

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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:27 am
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yes thats the one , have you tried one of those ?
we had loads last night didn't we
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:28 am
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Originally Posted by asher
what cocktail you want


Sex

Virgin pussy

Sex on the beach
Sex in paul's bedroom

Pink pussy

****ing hot
Sexy wiggles

Slippery Nipple

Witch tits
Rotten pussy

Donkey semen

Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw Up Against a Wall
Sex on the Beach #1

Come****me punch

Cumdrop
Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw

Sex on acid

**** me rough
Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall - With a Kiss

Bird shit

Wild sex
Flying ****

Pussy crusher

Vibrator
Liquid cocaine #1

Sweet tits

Stiff dick
Adios mother****er

The ultimate ****

Absolut sex
Screaming orgasm (3)

Kinky/sex

Slow Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw Up Against the Wall
Pornodog

Cum shot

Fist ****
Slow Comfortable, Fuzzy Screw

Bald pussy

G spot
After sex

Slow, Fuzzy Screw Up Against the Wall

Mexican asshole
Sex machine

Duck ****

Sex on the beach #15
OMG!!!! PMSL
Which thread have I stumbled into ...or should I say bar. Defo a pint of Donkey Semen please. Bugger daughter reading over the shoulder and giggling now!!
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:29 am
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Originally Posted by asher
we had loads last night didn't we
Thats the story of my life - missing out on all the good hard stuff
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:30 am
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Originally Posted by Bexie
OMG!!!! PMSL
Which thread have I stumbled into ...or should I say bar. Defo a pint of Donkey Semen please. Bugger daughter reading over the shoulder and giggling now!!
Welcome to the madness which is Ashers Cocktail Bar
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:30 am
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OMG!!!! PMSL
Which thread have I stumbled into ...or should I say bar. Defo a pint of Donkey Semen please. Bugger daughter reading over the shoulder and giggling now!!
one coming up

malibu angostura bitters and soda
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:31 am
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this is a comfy cosy pub with a sideline in naughty cocktails
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:32 am
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Originally Posted by asher
this is a comfy cosy pub with a sideline in naughty cocktails
I have to say I have had such a giggle in here the last few nights - deffinately addicitve
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:32 am
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i reckon we should change our menu to something more "mod" friendly ?

i'll have a shandy !!
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Old Apr 17th 2007, 3:33 am
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Originally Posted by scott&rachel
i reckon we should change our menu to something more "mod" friendly ?

i'll have a shandy !!


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

You dont get such a good head with shandy
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