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Old May 11th 2007, 12:34 am
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Originally Posted by scott&rachel
i dunno what to do ?

tell me , what should a 6ft , slightly tanned male do in a situation like this ?


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Old May 11th 2007, 12:35 am
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i dunno what to do ?

tell me , what should a 6ft , slightly tanned male do in a situation like this ?


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Old May 11th 2007, 12:36 am
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An eskimo was riding across the tundra on his snowmobile, when it started sputtering. The eskimo cruised into town, and stopped at a mechanic's shop. After five or ten minutes, the mechanic returns, and says,"Look's like you just blew a seal."

To which the eskimo replied,"No, that's just frost on my mustache."


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An eskimo was riding across the tundra on his snowmobile, when it started sputtering. The eskimo cruised into town, and stopped at a mechanic's shop. After five or ten minutes, the mechanic returns, and says,"Look's like you just blew a seal."

To which the eskimo replied,"No, that's just frost on my mustache."


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Old May 11th 2007, 12:37 am
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Originally Posted by scott&rachel
An eskimo was riding across the tundra on his snowmobile, when it started sputtering. The eskimo cruised into town, and stopped at a mechanic's shop. After five or ten minutes, the mechanic returns, and says,"Look's like you just blew a seal."

To which the eskimo replied,"No, that's just frost on my mustache."


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have i earned a guinness yet , so thirsty been to work an all

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Old May 11th 2007, 12:39 am
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Originally Posted by scott&rachel
have i earned a guinness yet , so thirsty been to work an all

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will this do...it eill keep up going
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Old May 11th 2007, 12:41 am
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Originally Posted by scott&rachel
have i earned a guinness yet , so thirsty been to work an all

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what work do you do?

another joke first then a Guinness
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Originally Posted by mandy x
will this do...it eill keep up going
yummy , thanks

actually we had some bad news in the village last few weeks , they doin a barn conversion near us and last week they found a body behind a wall , anyway they removed it and just found out who it was
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Old May 11th 2007, 12:42 am
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Originally Posted by scott&rachel
yummy , thanks

actually we had some bad news in the village last few weeks , they doin a barn conversion near us and last week they found a body behind a wall , anyway they removed it and just found out who it was
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Old May 11th 2007, 12:43 am
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have a Guinness just to stop your mouth
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Old May 11th 2007, 12:44 am
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pleased you like my crappy jokes ,


i used to do stand up comedy , last show i did was the SAS christmas party ....

it didn't go to well , i couldn't tell if they were laughing as they were all wearing balaclavas
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Old May 11th 2007, 12:47 am
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Originally Posted by scott&rachel
pleased you like my crappy jokes ,


i used to do stand up comedy , last show i did was the SAS christmas party ....

it didn't go to well , i couldn't tell if they were laughing as they were all wearing balaclavas
I have a cousin in SAS would you like me to ask him if he can practice on you
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Originally Posted by asher
I have a cousin in SAS would you like me to ask him if he can practice on you
well i have a cousin & he's bigger than you cousin

he's has 500 men below him ,


he cuts grass at the cemetary


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