bars open what you having?
Apr 15th 2007, 6:26 am
#526
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Re: bars open what you having?
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of
alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she
barked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in
at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
I really like this one
alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she
barked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in
at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
I really like this one
Apr 15th 2007, 6:28 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
Yep
Well trying being the operative word. Just had to move house (for the third time in a short while) and now living with a relative who insists on feeding me
Which is very nice but not when its constant - how ungrateful do I sound? Im not truly but blimey I spend most of my life now sat on my arse on here and eating - not a good combination
Well trying being the operative word. Just had to move house (for the third time in a short while) and now living with a relative who insists on feeding me
Which is very nice but not when its constant - how ungrateful do I sound? Im not truly but blimey I spend most of my life now sat on my arse on here and eating - not a good combination
Apr 15th 2007, 6:28 am
#528
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Re: bars open what you having?
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of
alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she
barked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in
at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
I really like this one
alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she
barked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in
at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
I really like this one
Apr 15th 2007, 6:29 am
#530
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Re: bars open what you having?
Yep
Well trying being the operative word. Just had to move house (for the third time in a short while) and now living with a relative who insists on feeding me
Which is very nice but not when its constant - how ungrateful do I sound? Im not truly but blimey I spend most of my life now sat on my arse on here and eating - not a good combination
Well trying being the operative word. Just had to move house (for the third time in a short while) and now living with a relative who insists on feeding me
Which is very nice but not when its constant - how ungrateful do I sound? Im not truly but blimey I spend most of my life now sat on my arse on here and eating - not a good combination
Apr 15th 2007, 6:30 am
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Apr 15th 2007, 6:33 am
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can't beat it , well only one other thing maybe 
Apr 15th 2007, 6:34 am
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Re: bars open what you having?
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: They taste funny!!
A: They taste funny!!
