bars open what you having?
Apr 19th 2007, 12:14 pm
#2074
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Re: bars open what you having?
A man joins the foreign legion and is sent to the desert.On his first day the sergent says to him:There are no women here,so we have to make do with camels.Later that day thr soldier is on patrol when a whole heard of camels appears on the horizon.suddenly'the entire troop dashes past him towards it.Why the rush?the soldier ask's,confused. there are hundreds of camels.Yes says the sergr=ent.But you dont want an ugly one.
Apr 19th 2007, 12:15 pm
#2075
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Re: bars open what you having?
A man joins the foreign legion and is sent to the desert.On his first day the sergent says to him:There are no women here,so we have to make do with camels.Later that day thr soldier is on patrol when a whole heard of camels appears on the horizon.suddenly'the entire troop dashes past him towards it.Why the rush?the soldier ask's,confused. there are hundreds of camels.Yes says the sergr=ent.But you dont want an ugly one.
Apr 19th 2007, 12:23 pm
#2077
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Re: bars open what you having?
husband: you're so stupid, you carn't even tell the differenc between left and right!
wife: Of course i can take away everything in the world thats right and you're whats left.
wife: Of course i can take away everything in the world thats right and you're whats left.
Apr 19th 2007, 12:33 pm
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Re: bars open what you having?
restaurant menu
Rabbit pie - freshly caught by local farmers.
poached salmon - freshly caught in local river.
Spotted Dick - recently caught by our chef in a local brothel.
Rabbit pie - freshly caught by local farmers.
poached salmon - freshly caught in local river.
Spotted Dick - recently caught by our chef in a local brothel.
