Bag searches
#16
yes I used to get sick of them asking. But now I just open the bag.
I used to throw it all on the counter.
I used to throw it all on the counter.
#20
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Why ask me if I minded if you checked my bags if you weren't going to accept it when I said that I actually did mind?
I hate the practice. But the thing that really baffles me is why on earth the locals actually queue up waiting for the door person to check their bags. I guess it must be so ingrained that they actually think it is obligatory
#21
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I have to say that in all the years I've lived here Ive never seen that! Usually, I just walk passed and give them a smile. Can't remember the last time I was asked to open any bag.
#22
It's never happend to me. But if it does I shall look the bag-searcher in the eye, ask them what they hope to find ... and then sprint off at high speed out of the shopping centre in the vain hope that they'll leg it after me.
#23
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Just walk past, smile pleasantly. Be confident. I've only ever had to waft a bag in someone's direction at KMart and a friendly, polite, shrug or remark distracts them quickly enough.
I suspect they stop people who hate it as their body language just makes them look suspicious.
I suspect they stop people who hate it as their body language just makes them look suspicious.
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#24
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#25
Yes I know it has been done before but....
explain the logic in this.
I leave Big W, show them my bag.
Woman demands I show her my handbag as "it is A4 size". So if my handbag is smaller than A4 I am unlikely to be a thief, if it is bigger than A4, profiling shows I am 65pct more likely to be nicking stuff?
I had heard that razors are one of the most stolen items. If I was so inclined, I could stash several in my smaller handbag.
Next time they want to see my handbag I will tip the contents on the floor for them to rummage through- hopefully with my toilet training daughter's damp clothes in situ.....
explain the logic in this.
I leave Big W, show them my bag.
Woman demands I show her my handbag as "it is A4 size". So if my handbag is smaller than A4 I am unlikely to be a thief, if it is bigger than A4, profiling shows I am 65pct more likely to be nicking stuff?
I had heard that razors are one of the most stolen items. If I was so inclined, I could stash several in my smaller handbag.
Next time they want to see my handbag I will tip the contents on the floor for them to rummage through- hopefully with my toilet training daughter's damp clothes in situ.....
#27
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If you carried a crock of shit in your handbag, I bet you wouldn't get asked twice.
#28
Can you get in trouble if they ask you, and you run away?? I can see some fun times to be had in the near future if not. Never had it happen to me yet though.
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Look Pol, you are my hero in the bag searching superhero world... I plan to keep a supply of tampons, ky jelly and possible a rabbit (in the metaphoric meaning of the word) just to rile and shock some young or even older over enthusastic shop worker who has had a pissed off day.... 
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