The Australian dream, as a reality is

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Feb 5th 2010, 12:53 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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Originally Posted by kporte

He always drops to tie his laces when you go into a bar, a real feat when wearing thongs

UK thongs or Aussie thongs?

Feb 5th 2010, 12:53 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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how do you know he's tight? Was there some sort of episode at band camp you haven't told us about?

Dont mention BAND to Kporte

,he needs one,a gastric band

Feb 5th 2010, 12:54 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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Unlike you sicknote i am pretty tight,around the waist

I've got old London's Burning dvds here - I can't watch them now without thinking of kporte

Feb 5th 2010, 12:54 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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Dont mention BAND to Kporte

,he needs one,a gastric band

Yes, I've noticed he is a keen contributor to the "Lap-Band Surgery" thread

Feb 5th 2010, 12:55 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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UK thongs or Aussie thongs?

Aussie ones I hope, otherwise it'd be a scary view when he bends over

Feb 5th 2010, 12:57 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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UK thongs or Aussie thongs?

Both

Feb 5th 2010, 12:57 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

I've got old London's Burning dvds here - I can't watch them now without thinking of kporte

why? Is it because when he is around other guys he likes to pick one out to practice his arson?

Feb 5th 2010, 12:58 pm

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Aussie ones I hope, otherwise it'd be a scary view when he bends over

Not after my waxing

Feb 5th 2010, 12:58 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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Not after my waxing

did you take tips off Joho?

Feb 5th 2010, 12:58 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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Unlike you sicknote i am pretty tight,around the waist

I don't know, you've got a wee beer gut there BB.....

Feb 5th 2010, 12:59 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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Dont mention BAND to Kporte

,he needs one,a gastric band

Can I use it to extract your wallet?

Feb 5th 2010, 1:00 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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why? Is it because when he is around other guys he likes to pick one out to practice his arson?

Tis more a case of when K has to go to hospital they have to call out the fire brigade to lift him out of his bed

Feb 5th 2010, 1:02 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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Tis more a case of when K has to go to hospital they have to call out the fire brigade to lift him out of his bed

Only because they know how to handle big hoses!

Feb 5th 2010, 1:04 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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why? Is it because when he is around other guys he likes to pick one out to practice his arson?

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

Tis more a case of when K has to go to hospital they have to call out the fire brigade to lift him out of his bed

Character in it called Sicknote

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy

Not after my waxing

Bet that brought tears to your eyes!

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I don't know, you've got a wee beer gut there BB.....

Feb 5th 2010, 1:04 pm

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Re: The Australian dream, as a reality is

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I don't know, you've got a wee beer gut there BB.....

Yes WEE

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