Attitudes towards the english in general

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Feb 9th 2011, 12:46 am

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Maybe, but it might also be an indicator of how a training NCO would give you punishment PT if you took too long in the shower - a good incentive to get it done quickly!

And also an indicator of how little hot water the donkey could produce.

Feb 9th 2011, 1:12 am

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I can shower in 90 seconds - as per my military training. I'm not saying that I always do it this way, but 90 seconds is all that a male needs to get his body and hair clean. Easy peasy.

60 seconds with NO hair

Feb 9th 2011, 1:49 am

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Re: Attitudes towards the english in general

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60 seconds with NO hair

When under water restrictions;

10 seconds pre-wet then shower off

lather up

30 seconds rinse off

If a crabmariner, roll on deodorant under left arm then repeat under right

Feb 9th 2011, 1:53 am

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When under water restrictions;

10 seconds pre-wet then shower off

lather up

30 seconds rinse off

If a crabmariner, roll on deodorant under left arm then repeat under right

How long does a keelhaul take

Feb 9th 2011, 1:56 am

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How long does a keelhaul take

I can arrange for you to find out

Feb 9th 2011, 1:59 am

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I can arrange for you to find out

After you dear boy

Feb 9th 2011, 2:14 am

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After you dear boy

Well I've walked under the keel several times and I'll be doing an inspection on some fittings tomorrow

Feb 9th 2011, 2:21 am

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Well I've walked under the keel several times and I'll be doing an inspection on some fittings tomorrow

Curtain fitting's in yer office im sure

Feb 9th 2011, 5:55 am

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Curtain fitting's in yer office im sure

but do you seriously think the jocks would spring for curtains in our tatty old portacabin

Feb 9th 2011, 6:20 am

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but do you seriously think the jocks would spring for curtains in our tatty old portacabin

Yes,i've been to their parliament

Feb 9th 2011, 8:39 am

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Yes,i've been to their parliament

difference is that was public money this would be private money

Feb 9th 2011, 8:41 am

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difference is that was public money this would be private money

Ah so you'll be getting rollerblinds

Feb 9th 2011, 8:43 am

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Ah so you'll be getting rollerblinds

some old bin bags and masking tape more like :smile:

Feb 9th 2011, 10:19 am

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some old bin bags and masking tape more like :smile:

You going to execute someone

Feb 9th 2011, 10:24 am

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You going to execute someone

Need duct tape for that. It sticks better than masking tape.

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