Puts a whole new spin on the definition of spud gun!

If you google 'rotten.com potato' the pics are still there, looks like he put the whole jar of jam/jelly up there, ejit! lol

"Marry IT after" IT? What sort of man calls a woman an IT - regardless of her profession.

and I am sorry to say you are no better.

And you're too sensitive! It's a joke, you know that thing you do when you face cracks in an upwards direction. So wind your neck back in and stop flapping about looking for any reason to start a fight.

Oh and here is the definition of IT (looks an ok word to me in the context it was used)

1.pl. they the animal or thing previously mentioned or under discussion: neuter personal pronoun in the third person singular: it is the nominative and objective form, its the possessive, and itself the reflexive and intensive; its is the possessive pronominal adjective
2.it is also used as:
a.the subject of an impersonal verb without reference to agent it is snowing
b.the grammatical subject of a clause of which the actual subject is another clause or phrase following it is clear that he wants to go
c.an object of indefinite sense in certain idiomatic expressions [to lord it over someone]; often, specif., an unpleasant consequence now you're in for it; let him have it
d.the antecedent of a relative pronoun from which it is separated by a predicate it is your support that we want
e.a term of reference to something indefinite but understood, as the state of affairs it's all right—I didn't hurt myself
f.☆ Informal an emphatic predicate pronoun referring to the person, thing, situation, etc. which is considered ultimate, final, or perfect zero hour is here: this is it

ouch - Dorothy won't be happy!!!

It's the internet equivalent of when you are absentmindedly looking at someone and they take an offence at it and you get the 'What are you looking at me like that' kind of thing, when you actually meant no harm.

Sure is

Ha - you should see the trouble i got in when i was at uni and doing a project on quaries. Had to design one based on a famous scottish model that uses a principle called "glory hole". Wellthe stuff that poped up while i am sat there in the library didnt go down to well with the libraryians!

- go on, share!