Anyone used fling dot com?
Jun 21st 2009, 5:34 am
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Anyone used fling dot com?
The other day My 4 year old and I were on the computer and like normal he wanted me to find images of things on the web. Normally he likes aliens and cartoons but this time he said he wanted to see monsters.
I used google pictures to search for the word monster and got confronted by something called a monster cxxk on a site called fling.com, anyway I promply appiled the the safe search filter and tried again. Told the boy someone must have got his tic tic caught in his tourser zip to make it that big.
Anyway later on I went back to fling as it seemed to be offering causual sex to anyone that wanted it, but before I part with the 30 bucks a month has anyone else tried it? is it a con? does it work?
You can PM me if your too embarresed to say publicly, I personally have no shame so fire away.
I used google pictures to search for the word monster and got confronted by something called a monster cxxk on a site called fling.com, anyway I promply appiled the the safe search filter and tried again. Told the boy someone must have got his tic tic caught in his tourser zip to make it that big.
Anyway later on I went back to fling as it seemed to be offering causual sex to anyone that wanted it, but before I part with the 30 bucks a month has anyone else tried it? is it a con? does it work?
You can PM me if your too embarresed to say publicly, I personally have no shame so fire away.
Jun 21st 2009, 5:36 am
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Re: Anyone used fling dot com?
The other day My 4 year old and I were on the computer and like normal he wanted me to find images of things on the web. Normally he likes aliens and cartoons but this time he said he wanted to see monsters.
I used google pictures to search for the word monster and got confronted by something called a monster cxxk on a site called fling.com, anyway I promply appiled the the safe search filter and tried again. Told the boy someone must have got his tic tic caught in his tourser zip to make it that big.
Anyway later on I went back to fling as it seemed to be offering causual sex to anyone that wanted it, but before I part with the 30 bucks a month has anyone else tried it? is it a con? does it work?
You can PM me if your too embarresed to say publicly, I personally have no shame so fire away.
I used google pictures to search for the word monster and got confronted by something called a monster cxxk on a site called fling.com, anyway I promply appiled the the safe search filter and tried again. Told the boy someone must have got his tic tic caught in his tourser zip to make it that big.
Anyway later on I went back to fling as it seemed to be offering causual sex to anyone that wanted it, but before I part with the 30 bucks a month has anyone else tried it? is it a con? does it work?
You can PM me if your too embarresed to say publicly, I personally have no shame so fire away.
why pay $30 bucks for it?YOU get pissed on the cheapest carton of piss [less than $30] and get your beer goggles on. Then go out in your best tank top and flares and pick yourself a minger who will be graetfull for YOUR services
Jeez....you're slow man
Jun 21st 2009, 5:38 am
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Re: Anyone used fling dot com?
The other day My 4 year old and I were on the computer and like normal he wanted me to find images of things on the web. Normally he likes aliens and cartoons but this time he said he wanted to see monsters.
I used google pictures to search for the word monster and got confronted by something called a monster cxxk on a site called fling.com, anyway I promply appiled the the safe search filter and tried again. Told the boy someone must have got his tic tic caught in his tourser zip to make it that big.
Anyway later on I went back to fling as it seemed to be offering causual sex to anyone that wanted it, but before I part with the 30 bucks a month has anyone else tried it? is it a con? does it work?
You can PM me if your too embarresed to say publicly, I personally have no shame so fire away.
I used google pictures to search for the word monster and got confronted by something called a monster cxxk on a site called fling.com, anyway I promply appiled the the safe search filter and tried again. Told the boy someone must have got his tic tic caught in his tourser zip to make it that big.
Anyway later on I went back to fling as it seemed to be offering causual sex to anyone that wanted it, but before I part with the 30 bucks a month has anyone else tried it? is it a con? does it work?
You can PM me if your too embarresed to say publicly, I personally have no shame so fire away.
Jun 21st 2009, 5:40 am
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Re: Anyone used fling dot com?
you should write a book. I'm thinking it should be called something along the lines of "Sex in Logan City"
Jun 21st 2009, 5:41 am
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Jun 21st 2009, 5:46 am
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Re: Anyone used fling dot com?
Yeh I thought $30 was a bit steep too. I've seen them for sale in the local paper for $50 a time and you won't have to marry it after.
Jun 21st 2009, 5:48 am
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Jun 21st 2009, 5:51 am
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Re: Anyone used fling dot com?
if you ask DunRoamintheUK nicely he may be able to give you some insights into the technicalities of Alpaca sex
Jun 21st 2009, 5:53 am
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Re: Anyone used fling dot com?
The problem is I'm now too old and lazy to go courting, My chat up line will now be something like 'do you want a shag' Oh and by the way you can buy your own drinks. It seems the older you get the more you want to cut out all the chasing and just get it over with.
The local talent seems a bit disinterested from what I can see. I think they would prefer a nice inteligent Australian guy with lots of charm and charisma. Shame they are going to be in for a wait.
The local talent seems a bit disinterested from what I can see. I think they would prefer a nice inteligent Australian guy with lots of charm and charisma. Shame they are going to be in for a wait.
Jun 21st 2009, 5:58 am
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Re: Anyone used fling dot com?
The problem is I'm now too old and lazy to go courting, My chat up line will now be something like 'do you want a shag' Oh and by the way you can buy your own drinks. It seems the older you get the more you want to cut out all the chasing and just get it over with.
The local talent seems a bit disinterested from what I can see. I think they would prefer a nice inteligent Australian guy with lots of charm and charisma. Shame they are going to be in for a wait.
The local talent seems a bit disinterested from what I can see. I think they would prefer a nice inteligent Australian guy with lots of charm and charisma. Shame they are going to be in for a wait.
You need some board shorts with singlet, get your hair waxed so it looks like it's windswept, a pair of sunnies on and a pair of thongs. Douse yourself in 4 X lager. Remember to burp in their face, laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes and when you fart blame the Sheila.
No worries. Ready to go
Jun 21st 2009, 6:00 am
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Re: Anyone used fling dot com?
How old are you mate?
You need some board shorts with singlet, get your hair waxed so it looks like it's windswept, a pair of sunnies on and a pair of thongs. Douse yourself in 4 X lager. Remember to burp in their face, laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes and when you fart blame the Sheila.
No worries. Ready to go
You need some board shorts with singlet, get your hair waxed so it looks like it's windswept, a pair of sunnies on and a pair of thongs. Douse yourself in 4 X lager. Remember to burp in their face, laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes and when you fart blame the Sheila.
No worries. Ready to go
Jun 21st 2009, 6:05 am
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Re: Anyone used fling dot com?
How old are you mate?
You need some board shorts with singlet, get your hair waxed so it looks like it's windswept, a pair of sunnies on and a pair of thongs. Douse yourself in 4 X lager. Remember to burp in their face, laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes and when you fart blame the Sheila.
No worries. Ready to go
You need some board shorts with singlet, get your hair waxed so it looks like it's windswept, a pair of sunnies on and a pair of thongs. Douse yourself in 4 X lager. Remember to burp in their face, laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes and when you fart blame the Sheila.
No worries. Ready to go
Jun 21st 2009, 6:07 am
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Jun 21st 2009, 6:25 am
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Re: Anyone used fling dot com?
Joking apart; I've got a few mates who have joined a dating site. They're business people with no time or patience to do the big dating thing yet they want to meet like minded people for long standing relations.
Maybe ask around for a decent site?
Jun 21st 2009, 6:27 am
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