Has anyone ever tried doing their number two's while sitting backwards on the toilet? ie: facing the flush system?

LMAO

serious replies only please!

I have with limited success ... I had a wee problem ...

yes, but I have found that you can actually use the flush as a penis douche that way. Plus if it's a particularly stubborn turtle's head you are dealing with then you can use the flush system to cling to and brace yourself

No

No, but I find it strangely intriguing. Although, thinking about it further - wouldn't it be a rather dull outlook i.e wouldn't your face be right up to the wall? So much more interesting to stare at the shower

yeah, but that way I can read the inscriptions on the walls. I found out that I am gay the other day from doing this in a public toilet.

I'm building one up to push out in about half an hour so I might give it a go.

I'll report back with the findings.

I dont think I've sat backwards but I have been known on occasion when feeling slightly "bunged up" to use a technique I have named the "aeroplane".

Anyone else lift their feet off the floor and hang onto their knees to get extra downforce?

You washed your willy in a PUBLIC toilet

Yes. What's so odd about that?

No. I know that in Aus it's called a Reverse Kanga.

No but my technique is called the white knuckler - hold on tight and PUSH.

I've tried to stand up like a bloke (to peepee, not poopoo), however sadly...I missed....