Another Silly Question
Mar 31st 2010, 2:34 am
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Another Silly Question
Has anyone ever tried doing their number two's while sitting backwards on the toilet? ie: facing the flush system?
Mar 31st 2010, 2:46 am
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Mar 31st 2010, 2:48 am
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Mar 31st 2010, 2:50 am
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Re: Another Silly Question
yes, but I have found that you can actually use the flush as a penis douche that way. Plus if it's a particularly stubborn turtle's head you are dealing with then you can use the flush system to cling to and brace yourself
Mar 31st 2010, 3:12 am
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Mar 31st 2010, 5:58 am
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Re: Another Silly Question
No, but I find it strangely intriguing. Although, thinking about it further - wouldn't it be a rather dull outlook i.e wouldn't your face be right up to the wall? So much more interesting to stare at the shower 
Mar 31st 2010, 6:00 am
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Re: Another Silly Question
yeah, but that way I can read the inscriptions on the walls. I found out that I am gay the other day from doing this in a public toilet.
Mar 31st 2010, 6:02 am
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Mar 31st 2010, 6:07 am
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Re: Another Silly Question
I dont think I've sat backwards but I have been known on occasion when feeling slightly "bunged up" to use a technique I have named the "aeroplane".
Anyone else lift their feet off the floor and hang onto their knees to get extra downforce?
Anyone else lift their feet off the floor and hang onto their knees to get extra downforce?
Mar 31st 2010, 6:10 am
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Mar 31st 2010, 6:12 am
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Mar 31st 2010, 6:37 am
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Re: Another Silly Question
No but my technique is called the white knuckler - hold on tight and PUSH.
Mar 31st 2010, 7:40 am
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Re: Another Silly Question
I've tried to stand up like a bloke (to peepee, not poopoo), however sadly...I missed.... 