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Broad Shoulders Mar 30th 2010 2:34 pm

Another Silly Question
 
Has anyone ever tried doing their number two's while sitting backwards on the toilet? ie: facing the flush system?

itigo Mar 30th 2010 2:43 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8461657)
Has anyone ever tried doing their number two's while sitting backwards on the toilet? ie: facing the flush system?

:rofl:LMAO:rofl:

Broad Shoulders Mar 30th 2010 2:46 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by itigo (Post 8461669)
:rofl:LMAO:rofl:

serious replies only please!

DeadVim Mar 30th 2010 2:48 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8461657)
Has anyone ever tried doing their number two's while sitting backwards on the toilet? ie: facing the flush system?

I have with limited success ... I had a wee problem ...

Broad Shoulders Mar 30th 2010 2:50 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 8461677)
I have with limited success ... I had a wee problem ...

yes, but I have found that you can actually use the flush as a penis douche that way. Plus if it's a particularly stubborn turtle's head you are dealing with then you can use the flush system to cling to and brace yourself

scottishcelts Mar 30th 2010 3:12 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8461657)
Has anyone ever tried doing their number two's while sitting backwards on the toilet? ie: facing the flush system?

No :eek:

Peepster Mar 30th 2010 5:58 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 
No, but I find it strangely intriguing. Although, thinking about it further - wouldn't it be a rather dull outlook i.e wouldn't your face be right up to the wall? So much more interesting to stare at the shower :rofl:

Broad Shoulders Mar 30th 2010 6:00 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by Peepster (Post 8461931)
No, but I find it strangely intriguing. Although, thinking about it further - wouldn't it be a rather dull outlook i.e wouldn't your face be right up to the wall? So much more interesting to stare at the shower :rofl:

yeah, but that way I can read the inscriptions on the walls. I found out that I am gay the other day from doing this in a public toilet.

Amazulu Mar 30th 2010 6:02 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8461657)
Has anyone ever tried doing their number two's while sitting backwards on the toilet? ie: facing the flush system?

I'm building one up to push out in about half an hour so I might give it a go.

I'll report back with the findings.

ponyrama Mar 30th 2010 6:07 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 
I dont think I've sat backwards but I have been known on occasion when feeling slightly "bunged up" to use a technique I have named the "aeroplane".

Anyone else lift their feet off the floor and hang onto their knees to get extra downforce?

RenShen Mar 30th 2010 6:10 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8461935)
yeah, but that way I can read the inscriptions on the walls. I found out that I am gay the other day from doing this in a public toilet.

You washed your willy in a PUBLIC toilet :eek:

Broad Shoulders Mar 30th 2010 6:12 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by RenShen (Post 8461949)
You washed your willy in a PUBLIC toilet :eek:

Yes. What's so odd about that?

MartinLuther Mar 30th 2010 6:32 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8461657)
Has anyone ever tried doing their number two's while sitting backwards on the toilet? ie: facing the flush system?

No. I know that in Aus it's called a Reverse Kanga.

Amazulu Mar 30th 2010 6:37 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 

Originally Posted by ponyrama (Post 8461946)
I dont think I've sat backwards but I have been known on occasion when feeling slightly "bunged up" to use a technique I have named the "aeroplane".

Anyone else lift their feet off the floor and hang onto their knees to get extra downforce?

No but my technique is called the white knuckler - hold on tight and PUSH.

Jen1977ni Mar 30th 2010 7:40 pm

Re: Another Silly Question
 
I've tried to stand up like a bloke (to peepee, not poopoo), however sadly...I missed.... :(


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