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Has anyone ever tried doing their number two's while sitting backwards on the toilet? ie: facing the flush system?

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:rofl:LMAO:rofl:

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serious replies only please!

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I have with limited success ... I had a wee problem ...

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yes, but I have found that you can actually use the flush as a penis douche that way. Plus if it's a particularly stubborn turtle's head you are dealing with then you can use the flush system to cling to and brace yourself

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No :eek:

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No, but I find it strangely intriguing. Although, thinking about it further - wouldn't it be a rather dull outlook i.e wouldn't your face be right up to the wall? So much more interesting to stare at the shower :rofl:

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yeah, but that way I can read the inscriptions on the walls. I found out that I am gay the other day from doing this in a public toilet.

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I'm building one up to push out in about half an hour so I might give it a go.

I'll report back with the findings.

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I dont think I've sat backwards but I have been known on occasion when feeling slightly "bunged up" to use a technique I have named the "aeroplane".

Anyone else lift their feet off the floor and hang onto their knees to get extra downforce?

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You washed your willy in a PUBLIC toilet :eek:

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Yes. What's so odd about that?

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No. I know that in Aus it's called a Reverse Kanga.

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No but my technique is called the white knuckler - hold on tight and PUSH.

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I've tried to stand up like a bloke (to peepee, not poopoo), however sadly...I missed.... :(

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Not sure why you asked the question but I wondered if it's because you've seen some funny dunnies recently?

I have a client and the toilets in their office are sort of back to front - hard to describe but if you were sitting 'conventionally' there is a just horizontal china under you - the water is toward the front. Seems really odd - think I saw something similar in Austria once??

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No particular reason. Just one of my many interests in life

Those toilets are a German thing. The idea is that it is healthy to inpect your "dirt" and those toilets allow this as it sits in a bowl before being flushed away

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Yeah that's what I thought they were about - a bit of a 'Dr' Gillian McKeith moment!

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Def not!
Have you?

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You should always check your stools! Could save your life

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I always get a bit of a scare after eating too much beetroot.

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I had a very bizarre incident after drinking a bottle of blue powerade once! :eek:

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I was iron deficient as a kiddo, and my poops were PURE BLACK!!! :eek:

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That would have been the Guinness :D

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Is'nt that method a little harsh?:rofl:I've never had constipation but if and when I do,I think I'll stick to prune juice!;)

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Ohhh do tell more, sounds phenomenal;)