Another 'bloody' awful thread - women only please!
Apr 1st 2010, 12:11 am
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Re: Another 'bloody' awful thread - women only please!
So Super Plus does exist here have tried all the chemists and shops in & around Sydney and nothing only Super which is "really mishap embarrassingly" no good for me. 
I used Tampax Compak at home but can't see these here only the ordinary Tampax.
Where sells the Super Plus as I said have tried all the supermarkets and chemists to no avail????
I used Tampax Compak at home but can't see these here only the ordinary Tampax.
Where sells the Super Plus as I said have tried all the supermarkets and chemists to no avail????
Apr 1st 2010, 12:13 am
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Re: Another 'bloody' awful thread - women only please!
So Super Plus does exist here have tried all the chemists and shops in & around Sydney and nothing only Super which is "really mishap embarrassingly" no good for me.
I used Tampax Compak at home but can't see these here only the ordinary Tampax.
Where sells the Super Plus as I said have tried all the supermarkets and chemists to no avail????
I used Tampax Compak at home but can't see these here only the ordinary Tampax.
Where sells the Super Plus as I said have tried all the supermarkets and chemists to no avail????
Apr 1st 2010, 12:24 am
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Re: Another 'bloody' awful thread - women only please!
You can get them online Super Plus Tampax
Apr 1st 2010, 1:21 am
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Can you not buy a sheep For the remaining three weeks it would be an useful lawnmower
For the remaining three weeks it would be an useful lawnmower
Apr 1st 2010, 2:04 am
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i agree
i like the applicator tampon.... dont like the thought of the others...
im on the gold coast and wollies have them in boxes of around 20
i paid $13 for 2 boxes... which would have cost me 2 GBP in tescos for their own brand... will keep looking and let you know if i see any cheeper alternatives too..
MIL coming out soon so have asked her to stock up her case for me and DD... would love to see customs face if she gets stopped..
i like the applicator tampon.... dont like the thought of the others...
im on the gold coast and wollies have them in boxes of around 20
i paid $13 for 2 boxes... which would have cost me 2 GBP in tescos for their own brand... will keep looking and let you know if i see any cheeper alternatives too..
MIL coming out soon so have asked her to stock up her case for me and DD... would love to see customs face if she gets stopped..
Apr 1st 2010, 2:24 am
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Re: Another 'bloody' awful thread - women only please!
I wonder if some women have bigger vaginas than others. My Mum taught me that vaginas 'spring' back to shape after child birth.
I wonder if after having lots and lots of babies, could a womans vagina be more 'slack'? Because if you can get a slack vagina, can you imagine coughing with a tampon in, it would shoot across the room.
I wonder if after having lots and lots of babies, could a womans vagina be more 'slack'? Because if you can get a slack vagina, can you imagine coughing with a tampon in, it would shoot across the room.
Having never had kids, I have no idea where i picked up these nuggets or indeed if there is any truth in them!!
Shagging a lot actually tightens the vagina, so actually slappers should be nice and snug! I should add that shagging a lot does not in fact make one a slapper!!
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Apr 1st 2010, 7:42 am
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Well I suppose you could and in the event of an exceptionally large vagina, one could always roll up a duvet or something.
The female genitalia is quite an amazing piece of equipment and comes in many shapes really, I saw one woman at the gym who was naked, drying her hair in the changing room and she had one leg cocked up on the step, I could not help but look - it was like Gromits mouth.
But back to the subject of tampons, I wonder if any woman has had one slip out of her? What could you do? I guess you could say 'Sorry but that is my white mouse on the floor, dont mind it'. Or you could point blank deny that it came from you and then run away if the public insist on DNA testing to see who owns the abandoned tampon.
And another thing, I think us women should get sanitary protection free. Because we HAVE to have it, can you imagine the alternative? No, neither can I.
So we should get our white mice and mini mattresses free if you dont mind.
The female genitalia is quite an amazing piece of equipment and comes in many shapes really, I saw one woman at the gym who was naked, drying her hair in the changing room and she had one leg cocked up on the step, I could not help but look - it was like Gromits mouth.
But back to the subject of tampons, I wonder if any woman has had one slip out of her? What could you do? I guess you could say 'Sorry but that is my white mouse on the floor, dont mind it'. Or you could point blank deny that it came from you and then run away if the public insist on DNA testing to see who owns the abandoned tampon.
And another thing, I think us women should get sanitary protection free. Because we HAVE to have it, can you imagine the alternative? No, neither can I.
So we should get our white mice and mini mattresses free if you dont mind.
I hate to think how much I have spent on fanny mattresses and white mice over the years....
Apr 1st 2010, 7:55 am
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I shall take mice instead, mice with green tails that expand when they need to. I am glad they expand widthways, can you imagine if it was lengthways and you ended up with the damn thing 'prairie dogging'.
Apr 1st 2010, 10:38 am
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Well I would like to tell you all that Im going camping with a girlfriend this weekend and my bloody ragweek is due, I will not take fanny mattresses with me to the campsite, no way no never.
I shall take mice instead, mice with green tails that expand when they need to. I am glad they expand widthways, can you imagine if it was lengthways and you ended up with the damn thing 'prairie dogging'.
I shall take mice instead, mice with green tails that expand when they need to. I am glad they expand widthways, can you imagine if it was lengthways and you ended up with the damn thing 'prairie dogging'.
Apr 1st 2010, 11:15 am
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Apr 1st 2010, 11:16 am
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I'm intrigued, just looked @ the mooncup site, has anyone else used one, and if so, whats ur thoughts on this?
Apr 1st 2010, 11:28 am
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Mooncup ordered...it better be bloody good! lol 
Apr 1st 2010, 11:45 am
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Used one a couple of times. It's now sitting in a drawer unused. Didn't get on with it. Tried and tried and thought, yup it's cool but I think I am just too heavy most days that I was having to empty it way too often to avoid accidents.
Good luck though.
Good luck though.