I will step up gingerly

Could you wrap yourself in cotton wool before you go?

Probably suffocate myself!

Sunday evening update!

Been a solid afternoon, only low grade mishaps, I think I am on the up!

Stood on a nail on the deck that had lifted because the cowboys that built it didn't use decking nails! Not too deep but I bled like a stuck pig until I got one of the dressing Asher suggested, out and on it Thanks K X

Still having some issues with the sliding doors at the back though, in an effort to stop the dog running out, I managed to shut it on my foot and have an ice pack on my toe now. A bit swollen but it should be ok, didn't break the skin!

Have you turned into Frank Spencer?

I wish. That is but an unattainable dream......... He had a wife and kid and usually only broke stuff.

Mate grow some balls and sort yerself out,im always here for ya but get on with it,my boot camp is only open for another 3 weeks.

Doing my best.

Is that where you kick the boot in every time he falls over?

Looks like it.

He really needs to hire you full-time for the next three weeks........ten minutes today and you had my elbow sorted - diagnosis confirmed, treated and on the road to recovery. Think what you could achieve with him in 3 weeks.....

drinker's elbow?

Tis up to him he knows were i am and for him im free.

Thats what he thought at first, but no, its not, its the other arm
It was fine till I met someone called kporte a couple of weeks ago..........