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Feb 6th 2010 | 1:41 pm

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Re: All outa luck...

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I don't know, he's got some dodgy mates!

That's true, Bernie often tries to lick his scrotum. The bar staff hate it!

Feb 6th 2010 | 1:42 pm

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Re: All outa luck...

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But its probably less likely that the human had just finished licking their own arse seconds before licking your face !!

Or somebody else's.

Feb 6th 2010 | 1:44 pm

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Re: All outa luck...

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Or somebody else's.

I could make a good saving on toilet paper

Feb 6th 2010 | 1:46 pm

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I could make a good saving on toilet paper

....but you do have to find someone willing to do the licking

- unless you can train Molly....

Feb 6th 2010 | 1:47 pm

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Re: All outa luck...

Would this be the first thread ever to get moved to TIO because of Polly?

Feb 6th 2010 | 1:49 pm

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Would this be the first thread ever to get moved to TIO because of Polly?

Yes Pol that's ridiculous. I can't train her to do anything!

Feb 6th 2010 | 1:51 pm

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Re: All outa luck...

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Would this be the first thread ever to get moved to TIO because of Polly?

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Yes Pol that's ridiculous. I can't train her to do anything!

Could be one moneysaving scheme that fails then

Feb 6th 2010 | 1:52 pm

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Could be one moneysaving scheme that fails then

I am in hossy soon, perhaps if they took out some ribs at the same time......?

Feb 6th 2010 | 1:55 pm

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Re: All outa luck...

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Agreed. But if you eat dog shit it will do you no harm, you are likely to be ill after eating human poo though!

I know times are hard mate but surely you haven't got so low that you have had to resort to eating dog shit !!

Remind me never to have the sausage rolls at any of your BBQ's

Feb 6th 2010 | 1:58 pm

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I know times are hard mate but surely you haven't got so low that you have had to resort to eating dog shit !!

Remind me never to have the sausage rolls at any of your BBQ's

I'm eating shit a lot just now but only metaphorically!

Feb 6th 2010 | 2:53 pm

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Re: All outa luck...

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real time update...
Just went out to put the freezer contents in the bin and my thongs snapped and I fell on my arse and the bags burst. Will return after I have cleared it up....