phoenixinoz

Sorry to hear about all your hassles..Arkon Snr

As you said, shit happens wherever in the world.

Good luck with the hot water, the ute and FTHOG.

Go put some brass on the lottery tickets.

You've had your 3 bits of bad luck, maybe it's all about to change

Pollyana

errrrrrr.....nope! He and 232bar should have worn frocks - then they wouldn't have been asked to leave the pub for wearing shorts!!! :scared: And the daftest bit of that is - Crestas shorts were longer than the majority of SKIRTS in the area!

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PS Mr Cresta - next time its YOUR turn to drive! Give your Conscience a night off!!!

chatty34

Must admit I was a bit shocked when they both turned up in leather hot pants, what was all that about???

Stitch

I'm intruiged....especially about the leather hotpants......can't wait to get out there.

Cheers

Ginny

232Bar

Mine we actually suede - but in the dim light an easy mistake to make. It's the chamois lining in them I particularly like.

phoenixinoz

So.....if I understand this right....

Mr Cresta and 232bar turned up for a layyydeees night out, both in hot pants.......so they were asked to leave the pub?

PMSL.....so.....now we have our own British Expats cross dressers club sorted

PS. My brother and the other half also went into Brissy one night for a few drinks with mates. Brother had smart long shorts on....but was also told he couldn't go in the pub. As you say Polly, twas mad cos his pants were longer than some of the girls skirts

Anyways, my mental brother went into Woolworths and bought the cheapest, nastiest pair of jeans he could find, so as he could get back to serious drinking

Nothing stops a man and his beer...on a mission

232Bar

I did that one Sat afternoon (sorry - arvo) - knocked back for sandals at 5pm!!! so went and bought some deck shoes - very trendy LOL. Couldn't believe it last night - no shorts after 9pm - and we were sitting outside! We also looked a damned sight tidier than the ones in ripped jeans and cheap t-shirts.

cresta57

Yes and mine weren't leather either. Twas probably the streaks of baby oil on the PVC made them look like leather.
Made it home in super quick time I blinked my eyes briefly at Burpengary servo and when I opened them again we were coming into Gympie

232Bar

Very strange thos Guiness induced time warps aren't they????

Did you manage to go out fishing??

cresta57

Just checking the weather reports now, only surfaced 10 mins ago. Seems to be calming down a little, it better the neighbour's running out of roosters
Tides at 2pm so loads of time yet.

Pollyana

The Bloke is the hero of the night really - a mercy dash to provide trousers after the leather/pvc hotpants were banned...... just wish I'd got a photo of the face on that doorman as he walked up to the table when Cresta was putting them on!!! (esp as they were at least 8 sizes too big. You could've got Mrs Cresta in there too!!)

Pollyana

So its back to sacrificing virgins then? :scared:

cresta57

There are non left up here. Besides these capons are really quite tasty, I keep meaning to ask the neighbour just how you find the scrotum on a chick that's a few days old but can't seem to find the right moment. I'll wait until he's got house guests I reckon
Must dash the fish are starting to line up and form an orderly queue.

Pollyana

Just spat coffee at the keyboard, visualising you in leather hotpants asking a feral neighbour how to find the scrotum on a week-old chick!

cresta57

In the style of David from Little Britain
I'm gone........



Pics of large fish to come later