Advice column
Mar 12th 2011, 8:03 am
#16
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Re: Advice column
Dial 000 do not waste precious time here on this forum when you clearly have a problem of an emergencey nature .... You are endangering the lives of your loved ones by not seeking urgent emergency assistance.
Mar 12th 2011, 8:22 am
#17
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Re: Advice column
Fortunately for my loved ones this crisis occured whilst they were all on the other side of the world
Emergency rations have noiw been obtained, phew!! Thanks for the timely advice 
Mar 12th 2011, 8:25 am
#18
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Re: Advice column
Don't be silly. Nuclear power station accidents only happen in Russia (or is it the Ukraine). Anyhow they won't affect anything larger than the size of Europe and you'll be able to sell your lambs again in about 20 years time.
Remember, nuclear power is clean and cheap. (If you forget about the bits that are dirty and expensive.)
Don't worry about it. Bring beer.
Remember, nuclear power is clean and cheap. (If you forget about the bits that are dirty and expensive.)
Don't worry about it. Bring beer.
I'll make it vodka comrade ...
Mar 12th 2011, 10:09 am
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