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The Good Bits
Genuine Olde Worlde London pubs
Beer is lovely, not frozen to within an inch of its life
Cider is widely avaklable and affordable
Being able to drink on a train without a spotter sussing out Security is great
Being able to sit on a train during the rush hour and not get crushed by people dripping sweat cos its 28 degrees outside
Friendly station staff
Friendly airport staff
Friendly bar staff
BOGOF in Tescos
Being able to wear a fleece and a scarf and hope for snow
Central heating
Carrier bags that hold more than a carton of orange juice & a bag of crisps
The amazed and delighted look on a girl's face in a pub when offered a bag of Twisties!!!
Understanding the slang
Red buses
Oyster cards (Go card just ranks miles behind)
The buildings- history everywhere
Yorkshire Tea![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Walkers Crisps
The Times
My wonderful mate![Sunglasses](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sunglasses.gif)
The Bad Bits
Baggage reclaim in Heathrow's Terminal Three![Thumb Down](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/thumbdown.gif)
The Good Bits
Genuine Olde Worlde London pubs
Beer is lovely, not frozen to within an inch of its life
Cider is widely avaklable and affordable
Being able to drink on a train without a spotter sussing out Security is great
Being able to sit on a train during the rush hour and not get crushed by people dripping sweat cos its 28 degrees outside
Friendly station staff
Friendly airport staff
Friendly bar staff
BOGOF in Tescos
Being able to wear a fleece and a scarf and hope for snow
Central heating
Carrier bags that hold more than a carton of orange juice & a bag of crisps
The amazed and delighted look on a girl's face in a pub when offered a bag of Twisties!!!
Understanding the slang
Red buses
Oyster cards (Go card just ranks miles behind)
The buildings- history everywhere
Yorkshire Tea
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Walkers Crisps
The Times
My wonderful mate
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The Bad Bits
Baggage reclaim in Heathrow's Terminal Three
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Now I know you are in a parallel universe. being able to SIT on a train during rush hour. Unheard of.... (or are you wearing a 'Baby on Board' badge?)
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You are clearly making all that up, we all know that everyone in the UK is miserable all the time, what are the chances of you finding friendly staff in all those places? Were they Aussies? :-)
24 hours (well almost!) in Norf Landan.....
The Good Bits
Genuine Olde Worlde London pubs
Beer is lovely, not frozen to within an inch of its life
Cider is widely avaklable and affordable
Being able to drink on a train without a spotter sussing out Security is great
Being able to sit on a train during the rush hour and not get crushed by people dripping sweat cos its 28 degrees outside
Friendly station staff
Friendly airport staff
Friendly bar staff
BOGOF in Tescos
Being able to wear a fleece and a scarf and hope for snow
Central heating
Carrier bags that hold more than a carton of orange juice & a bag of crisps
The amazed and delighted look on a girl's face in a pub when offered a bag of Twisties!!!
Understanding the slang
Red buses
Oyster cards (Go card just ranks miles behind)
The buildings- history everywhere
Yorkshire Tea![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Walkers Crisps
The Times
My wonderful mate![Sunglasses](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sunglasses.gif)
The Bad Bits
Baggage reclaim in Heathrow's Terminal Three![Thumb Down](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/thumbdown.gif)
The Good Bits
Genuine Olde Worlde London pubs
Beer is lovely, not frozen to within an inch of its life
Cider is widely avaklable and affordable
Being able to drink on a train without a spotter sussing out Security is great
Being able to sit on a train during the rush hour and not get crushed by people dripping sweat cos its 28 degrees outside
Friendly station staff
Friendly airport staff
Friendly bar staff
BOGOF in Tescos
Being able to wear a fleece and a scarf and hope for snow
Central heating
Carrier bags that hold more than a carton of orange juice & a bag of crisps
The amazed and delighted look on a girl's face in a pub when offered a bag of Twisties!!!
Understanding the slang
Red buses
Oyster cards (Go card just ranks miles behind)
The buildings- history everywhere
Yorkshire Tea
![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Walkers Crisps
The Times
My wonderful mate
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The Bad Bits
Baggage reclaim in Heathrow's Terminal Three
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she travels with a guide dog named pugsy pretending to be blind and when the officers confront her she screams "wtf they gave me a pug?????!!!!"
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