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Re: The 2012 joke thread
Originally Posted by mrsgreenstar76
(Post 9965440)
Two men walk into a bar, the first orders some H2O. The 2nd one says ’sounds good, i’ll have some H2O too’. The second man died.
(This one may be a bit too specialised!) :D **************** Willy was a little boy who was but is no more for what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4! |
Re: The 2012 joke thread
Originally Posted by Alfresco
(Post 9982790)
Must have been blonde!
**************** Willy was a little boy who was but is no more for what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4! |
Re: The 2012 joke thread
I wanted to make a chemistry joke too but all the good ones argon. :(
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Re: The 2012 joke thread
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' |
Re: The 2012 joke thread
Just to spice things up I said to my wife, "We'll do a bit of role playing tonight.."
She was well up for it. So I said, " You dress up like Whitney Houston, and I'll run you a bath...":lol: |
Re: The 2012 joke thread
Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit from wimbledon on the balls not bouncing correctly.....It's been suggested some better fitting underwear may help Ms Williams
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Re: The 2012 joke thread
A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he has a part in the school play and he's playing a man who's been married for 25 years.
The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part." |
Re: The 2012 joke thread
I was in an Irish pub here in Canada and had had a few pints of plain when three large ladies entered and stood at the bar. Their accents were quite strong, so I asked, “Are you ladies from Ireland?“ One of them turned around, sneered, and said “It‘s Wales, you idiot!“ I replied, “Sorry, are you whales from Ireland?“
And that‘s the last thing I remember. |
Re: The 2012 joke thread
Originally Posted by caretaker
(Post 10155108)
I was in an Irish pub here in Canada and had had a few pints of plain when three large ladies entered and stood at the bar. Their accents were quite strong, so I asked, “Are you ladies from Ireland?“ One of them turned around, sneered, and said “It‘s Wales, you idiot!“ I replied, “Sorry, are you whales from Ireland?“
And that‘s the last thing I remember. |
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Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's just because I'm really concentrating.
(From some big comedy thing in Scotland.) |
Re: The 2012 joke thread
The Queen: Harry can't find his biscuits. Have you seen his ginger nuts?
Prince Philip: I think the whole bloody world has seen them by now:o |
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Four guys have been going to the same fishingtrip for many years.Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up,firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. "Shit Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wifecame up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over.On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.And then she said, "Do whatever you want."So, Here I am.. |
Re: The 2012 joke thread
Why does Colonel Sanders keep his eleven KFC herbs and spices secret?
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Re: The 2012 joke thread
Originally Posted by Zen10
(Post 10255951)
Why does Colonel Sanders keep his eleven KFC herbs and spices secret?
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Re: The 2012 joke thread
Originally Posted by old.sparkles
(Post 10258639)
I don't know - why does Colonel Sanders keep his eleven KFC herbs and spices secret?
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_C...rbs_and_Spices |
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