Originally Posted by Don

Kiwiluvva's wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor."

"Every time we're in our non-foam bed and Kiwiluvva climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."

"My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."

"The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz

Intrigued.

How can you tell if someone is PM'ng :confused:

Originally Posted by sel

You just go into persons profileand it tells you where thry are or that they are PMing or browsing forum etc ..... unless of course they have status as being offline ;)

Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz

Lol....he would be if he could find a bleedin mattress :D :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Bix

I've been foaming all the bedding companies but they are on holiday :D

Originally Posted by kiwiloverjohn

To all those that answered my plea for information thanks for nothing.......I understood the idea of the forum was to offer help and advice not sneering criticism and complaint..........hey just because you're all buddy buddy some of us genuinely are still interested in finding out the answers to our reasonable questions and thus saving us hours of wasted time in our new adopted homeland.............you don't have to bother i accept your apologies..................... :)

Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz

Oh thank god you've got here Bix.

This Kiwi luvva chappie is foaming at the mouth cos he can't get his mattress :D

Originally Posted by Bix

Plenty of that memory stuff available in Aus. Here's just a few places.......

http://www.makinmattresses.com.au/de...op&cat=latexco
http://www.yooralla.com.au/DVAWEB/AB14-0011_1.htm
http://www.the-pillow.com.au/

Do I need to post this every few days or will he remember ? :D

Originally Posted by moneypen20

I'd drop them on his head, either knock some sense into him or stop him complaining for ever ;)

Originally Posted by Bix

Do I need to post this every few days or will he remember ? :D

Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz

Days!...bloody hell fire no...he forgets within minutes. Reminding him in days is no good :rolleyes:

He's got a memory like a goldfish :rolleyes:

Have I seen that bridge before?

<2 mins later after a swim round fishbowl>

Have I seen that bridge before?

<2 mins later after a swim round fishbowl>

Have I seen that bridge before?

:D :D :D

Originally Posted by kiwiloverjohn

To all those that answered my plea for information thanks for nothing.......I understood the idea of the forum was to offer help and advice not sneering criticism and complaint..........hey just because you're all buddy buddy some of us genuinely are still interested in finding out the answers to our reasonable questions and thus saving us hours of wasted time in our new adopted homeland.............you don't have to bother i accept your apologies..................... :)

Originally Posted by moneypen20

I'd drop them on his head, either knock some sense into him or stop him complaining for ever ;)