What's to Oz take on Ann Summers?
#31
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Originally posted by hevs
Mrs D (AKA old fart!) its not the fact that you OWN tupperware, its the fact that the perties that you have to go to to procure said goods are for farty ladies!!! VERY NAFF! xx
Mrs D (AKA old fart!) its not the fact that you OWN tupperware, its the fact that the perties that you have to go to to procure said goods are for farty ladies!!! VERY NAFF! xx
But considering the fact that I own tupperware & have had to attend parties to get it & I have sex toys, but didnt attend parties to get those, what does that make me?
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Originally posted by MrsDagboy
Hevs, the point is that you cant *get* tupperware unless you go to a party. Or you inherit a whole load when your mum dies which is where alot of mine came from.
But considering the fact that I own tupperware & have had to attend parties to get it & I have sex toys, but didnt attend parties to get those, what does that make me?
Hevs, the point is that you cant *get* tupperware unless you go to a party. Or you inherit a whole load when your mum dies which is where alot of mine came from.
But considering the fact that I own tupperware & have had to attend parties to get it & I have sex toys, but didnt attend parties to get those, what does that make me?
A sexy old fart (OOO taking cover now!!!!! Only a joke - honest!!! Couldn't resist it!!!)
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Originally posted by rudo1ph
A sexy old fart (OOO taking cover now!!!!! Only a joke - honest!!! Couldn't resist it!!!)
A sexy old fart (OOO taking cover now!!!!! Only a joke - honest!!! Couldn't resist it!!!)
#34
While on the subject of sex toys - remember to remove the batteries BEFORE you hide it in something for when the packers come.
Otherwise they investigate a strange buzzing noise in one of the boxes
Otherwise they investigate a strange buzzing noise in one of the boxes
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i was going through the drawers next to the bed deciding which clothes to keep and which to destroy by incineration lol and happened across one of ann-maries old favourites, i asked her if she wanted to take it to oz and she declined, so i dropped it in a sock and threw it on the " dispose " pile.
Then my work colleague comes round and we're stood chatting as i'm going through the rest of the stuff.
Once finished i start shoving all the old clothes into a bin bag and he decides to help.
all of a sudden he goes " ooer ! ", yep, he'd picked up the sock...........................
On the ann-summers front, AM had a party last year and because of the kids and someone to look after them i stayed in the house, upstairs, banished if you like.
All i can say is that judging by the amount of laughter radiating from the living room a good time was had by all.
Purchasing toys etc is still considered by many as taboo and many women would not dare be seen entering a sex shop.
Having a party however ( and a few drinks ) loosens people up and they feel more relaxed. Also, when they see plain jane from down the road buying the deluxe version of a rabbit they feel less inhibited and are more likely to purchase something also.
Just an observation.
Personally, i'd love to take AM into a porn shop but she would be embarrassed and it would be unlikely to happen.Have a party on the other hand and it brings out the devil in her
Paul
Then my work colleague comes round and we're stood chatting as i'm going through the rest of the stuff.
Once finished i start shoving all the old clothes into a bin bag and he decides to help.
all of a sudden he goes " ooer ! ", yep, he'd picked up the sock...........................
On the ann-summers front, AM had a party last year and because of the kids and someone to look after them i stayed in the house, upstairs, banished if you like.
All i can say is that judging by the amount of laughter radiating from the living room a good time was had by all.
Purchasing toys etc is still considered by many as taboo and many women would not dare be seen entering a sex shop.
Having a party however ( and a few drinks ) loosens people up and they feel more relaxed. Also, when they see plain jane from down the road buying the deluxe version of a rabbit they feel less inhibited and are more likely to purchase something also.
Just an observation.
Personally, i'd love to take AM into a porn shop but she would be embarrassed and it would be unlikely to happen.Have a party on the other hand and it brings out the devil in her
Paul