how did i get dragged into this i dont even know what your talking about. i dont get to see the telly.
oh and bordy can wear the g string over his face

scossie and bordy, u two must be a couple of snobs, not knowing wat a chav is?????
scossie your right, its just a ned

You need to see it, or you'll never understand!!

You can get it DVD

sometimes i worry about u, if i never see the telly !!!!! whats the point in a DVD

Why don't you "see it" are you blind or something?? The point of a DVD is that you get to watch something decent without ads

Too busy hevs just too busy
once i get a telly fitted beside the pool ill get to watch it and that will give me somewhere to rest my beer

oohh you've given me a great idea

hey thats got me thinking now. the shed backs onto the pool, so if i cut hold in the shed for the fridge and telly, stick the arse of them in the shed and i wont need to move at all
now what else could i add to the shed wall???????

Dunny??

oh oh, what a great idea. ill need to build a bigger shed though for mrs soapys arse hope she dont read this or im dead lol

Jings tae hang, Soapy!
How can bordy & I get slagged off by a fellow Scotsman for not knowing what a chav is?
You know that they're "neds" in Scotland!
Glad to be in Oz, far away from the braindead tossers, if you ask me!?!
Jings, crivvens, & help ma boab....
BTW.... How are Wullie, Wee Eck, Fat Boab, & PC Murdoch getting on?
Are they still hingin aboot Stoorie Brae?

he he , i got the broons calendar this year, im dead happy noo

PMSL Best get your bed in there too then!!

no no, if she read this it will be a sofa lol i could get a wee port hole cut out, so the kids can pass me stuff too

Have you noticed, in the past couple of years, Maggie has become a bit of a Supermodel??

she always was as i rmbr. but i was about 10 when i stopped reading it