What will you be doing this weekend??
Aug 5th 2005, 2:25 pm
#31
Is it the weekend yet?
Joined: Feb 2005
Location: Thirroul, NSW
Posts: 1,619
Re: What will you be doing this weekend??
Originally Posted by worzel
Yes, I will have to get the feather duster out and the vacuum cleaner nozzle
Aug 5th 2005, 2:28 pm
#32
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,487
Re: What will you be doing this weekend??
Originally Posted by worzel
Yes, I will have to get the feather duster out and the vacuum cleaner nozzle
I think they are referring to you
:http://www.jackinworld.com/library/safety.html
3. Don't masturbate with a vacuum cleaner. Many guys, in an attempt to simulate the suction action of oral sex, play around with a vacuum cleaner hose. For the same reasons as #2, this is a bad idea. Anything that creates more suction than a human mouth can injure you.
Aug 5th 2005, 2:35 pm
#33
A former regular of BE
Joined: Oct 2004
Location: Carramar, Perth
Posts: 6,241
Re: What will you be doing this weekend??
I remember a friend at school whose mum was a nurse giving us a list of excuses people had used for sexual injuries. There was a guy who "slipped" while vacuuming in the nude and another guy whose wife had an epileptic fit as she was going down on him and claimed he fell on a glass table and cut it on the broken glass.
Aug 5th 2005, 2:51 pm
#34
kneading my cushion
Joined: Oct 2004
Location: Perth
Posts: 743
Re: What will you be doing this weekend??
Originally Posted by pootle26
we will be going to the avon descent -
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