A piece of concrete walks into the bricklayers arms pub, and announces he is the hardest bugger around.


2 paving slabs at the bar look nervously at him as he orders his drinks.

Suddenly the bar door opens, in walks a lump of tarmac and the concrete dives for cover under a table. The 2 paving slabs shout wasssup ??

Watch him, yells the concrete hes a fu***g CyclePath

would that be a wednesday last year some time

You'd probably laugh at the barman refusing to serve a guy wearing dirty overalls a hard hat and a Davy lamp - we don't serve miners in here.

We only laugh on a Friday here in BE's.

OzTennis

LOL

I laugh everyday mate

Me too, it's a joke (Joyce as GK would have said).

OzTennis