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Timber Floor Au Nov 8th 2005 11:02 pm

Wednesday Joke
 
A piece of concrete walks into the bricklayers arms pub, and announces he is the hardest bugger around.


2 paving slabs at the bar look nervously at him as he orders his drinks.

Suddenly the bar door opens, in walks a lump of tarmac and the concrete dives for cover under a table. The 2 paving slabs shout wasssup ??

Watch him, yells the concrete hes a fu***g CyclePath

cam_uk Nov 8th 2005 11:03 pm

Re: Wednesday Joke
 
would that be a wednesday last year some time ;)

OzTennis Nov 8th 2005 11:32 pm

Re: Wednesday Joke
 

Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
A piece of concrete walks into the bricklayers arms pub, and announces he is the hardest bugger around.


2 paving slabs at the bar look nervously at him as he orders his drinks.

Suddenly the bar door opens, in walks a lump of tarmac and the concrete dives for cover under a table. The 2 paving slabs shout wasssup ??

Watch him, yells the concrete hes a fu***g CyclePath

You'd probably laugh at the barman refusing to serve a guy wearing dirty overalls a hard hat and a Davy lamp - we don't serve miners in here.

We only laugh on a Friday here in BE's. :D

OzTennis :)

Timber Floor Au Nov 8th 2005 11:37 pm

Re: Wednesday Joke
 

Originally Posted by OzTennis
You'd probably laugh at the barman refusing to serve a guy wearing dirty overalls a hard hat and a Davy lamp - we don't serve miners in here.

We only laugh on a Friday here in BE's. :D

OzTennis :)

LOL

I laugh everyday mate :)

OzTennis Nov 8th 2005 11:39 pm

Re: Wednesday Joke
 

Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
LOL

I laugh everyday mate :)

Me too, it's a joke (Joyce as GK would have said). :D

OzTennis :)


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