Mr PB must've had a day off work........I log in here and it's all happy happy joy joy everywhere. no bickering and people happily exchanging ideas

enjoy it......his lordship will probably be back tomorrow and the war will resume again.

just had a thought......maybe his boss has removed his internet connection

I believe I read one of his posts and he said he was playing golf, so he'll be even more bitter and twisted after his play bad

Expect posts from him venting his spleen soon

maybe he could get a job as the new Iraqi Information minister with his ability to handle disperate news clippings.

on seconds thoughts no, as at least the good minister was always optimistic!

badgers

I can't imagine PB lasting 18 holes of golf.......maybe he just completes one or two then goes straight to "hole 19"

that iraqi info minister had me in stitches

I can picture him complaining his way to the 19th.

Damn Australian balls don't fly right
Damn Australian greens are'nt flat enough
Damn Australian golf courses are too long.

etc etc etc.

Then he gets to the 19th hole and has to drink Australian beer, cos the bloody Australians didn't bother to get any British beer in.

Legend has it that even the British and German troops celebrated Christmas Day in WW1 with a game of football.

Don't worry, you'll all be back in the trenches tomorrow !

LOL

He'll be putting the other players off wearing his Union Jack shorts and socks pulled up to he's knees

Aswell as the "Damn Australian this and that", he'll be mouthing off "Back in England this yadda yadda yadda... and When I played golf in England it was much better yadda yadda yadda"

Your typical winging Pom

Fair play to him though, he's actually getting out and doing something vaguely energetic; unless of course "playing golf" means they've installed a new Sega machine down at the OB.

PB, what was your score?

'Score' in terms of :
(1) balls lost
(2) balls missed completely
(3) how many holes you completed before heading to hole 19
(4) swear words used?
(5) windows of nearby houses smashed?

*bump*

I want to know your score as well PB..........

I want to know: how many beers?

Cheers - Don

Turned at up at 7am at the Moon and Sixpence.

No Finds Master (Jeff) hes got banged up for Goverment fraud ( paying for ladies on his goverment credit card)

Load up with 10 cartons for 28 lads.

Set off for Secret Harbor Golf Club , arrive after senic tour took 1 hour 45 mins , drank 6 bottles.

Play 4 ball Ambros Rules our group came second.

3 pints at the club , stopped off at Port Kennedy Tavern a couple of pints and sandwhichs paid for by the Finds money.

Back to the Moon with beer loaded up at PKT, stop off on Freeway for a pee.

Back at the Moon 3 more free pints and a meal , good day had by all.

Cost $60 plus we spent a $1000 in finds money , waiting to see if Jeff gets bail?