Carrianne

> THE PARKING TICKET
I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about
giving a man a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a biro sucking d**khead. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of
horse manure.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the
first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he
wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
Oh I so could do that