i should have put the sausage in the ballot box

both made of cardboard....I voted today, the goings on I saw contravene just about every rule of conduct at a UK polling booth. But it was much more fun.

Its an Australian sausage, you should know by now what those are like

i had some numpty try to hand me a bit of paper then when on about how he had been in glasgow years ago. i felt like telling him that i wont be voting for his party for trying to buy my vote with his pish lol

i know, but i was hungry

Sometimes hunger is preferable!

Pervert that I am, I am a fan of women-in-prison style movies.

My brigade gets its sausages from the butcher. He obviously sold out as I saw our new brigade ute in it's also new livery down at Woolies after lunch..

Local Witch spots money-making opportunity.....
I have a full set of Bad Girls on dvd, plus the entire 40 volumes () of Prisoner Cell Block H....what am I bid for these delights?!!!

i should have know better, but hey i'm an impulse buyer lol
if someone handed me shite on a slice of bread and tld me it was only 2 bucks i would buy it

I actually enjoyed my visit to the booth. They gave my 3 children sweets and stickers, they all smiled at me and I met some of my neighbours. A very nice lady explained to me behind the counter in a quiet vote that filling in preferences meant I had to fill in lots of boxes and it was easier not to. since I hadnt asked for instructions, I thought that was interesting

I then popped the paper straight in the box and headed to the beach, happy that I had acted so responsibly.

all very satisfactory.

did you get your free water?
i thought it was against the rules to give stuff away, but i may be wrong

Free water? Didn't get nothing I didn't

it was warm by the time they passed it out lol
you didnt miss anything